CIPE: FALL IS THAT YOU AROUND THE CORNER DAWG?

I NEED SOME PROTEIN. ITS OKAY TO BE POSITIVE. GET OFF THE INTERNET AND FOCUS ON MAKING A BETTER YOU PLAYA.

[CIPE: FALL IS THAT YOU AROUND THE CORNER DAWG? @cipeferrel]

Monkey: what does he do for a living?
Adam: he minds his business.
Monkey: ooo, a business man .

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Knicks fans put Elmo’s head on a pike after winning the NBA Championship

The NYC native previously said he hoped both teams “have fun 🏀”

[dre @v2TokyoGhost]

niggas hear saxophones but this is all i hear playing in my ears instead

[BMTH News @bmth_news]

Looks like Bring Me The Horizon are preparing to launch a line of Count Your Blessings themed merch!

[CIPE: FALL IS THAT YOU AROUND THE CORNER DAWG? @cipeferrel]

@JaidenEditz The theme alone is fire

[CIPE: FALL IS THAT YOU AROUND THE CORNER DAWG? @cipeferrel]

@RandalfTheGreat Actually me 20 years ago.

[CIPE: FALL IS THAT YOU AROUND THE CORNER DAWG? @cipeferrel]

I would play kingdom hearts again but damn that intro is so long and slow on the first two it just makes me not want to

[Tage @Tagelca]

Estoy llorando de la risa. Es el mejor vídeo que he visto nunca

[syko @0lisyked]

i love it. bmth. thank u. so much. i cant breathe properly ive listened to it for about 38 times or more now i cant stop. cant wait for the whole album to be out! :P 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

[Nightwin12345 @NighrW]

KH fans don't even ask for KH4 at gameshowcases anymore they just look at the screen like this

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[CIPE: FALL IS THAT YOU AROUND THE CORNER DAWG? @cipeferrel]

Hey you know what? Make me famous, I’m a moron too

[CIPE: FALL IS THAT YOU AROUND THE CORNER DAWG? @cipeferrel]

Eating enough calories to gain weight is hard as fuck. Like healthy weight I mean.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Wife: We got a call about an application at JP Morgan? What’s that all about?

Me: No idea.

[Lu ♡ @UnaTalPadawan]

Mi esposo está haciendo un curso en línea para aprender a cuidar niños con autismo y cada vez que completa un módulo me mira así:

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

★ HR IS NOT THERE TO PROTECT YOU. THEY ARE THERE TO PROTECT THE COMPANY.
★ DOCUMENT EVERYTHING.
★ FOOD IS NOT A REWARD FOR HARD WORK.
★ DO THE BARE MINIMUM, OR YOU'LL GET REWARDED MORE WORK.
★ EVERYONE IS REPLACEABLE.
★ KEEP THEM EMAILS

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Magician: "pick a card. Any card"

Me: *picks his credit card*

Magician:

[lynk @lynk0x]

Most men die at 25.

But aren't buried until they're 70.

[Michelle Labs @MolecularLab_]

If you drink tea every day… this is something you should at least be aware of.

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

Theo is all of us rn