tattoo artist: what was your least favourite eurovision performance
me: portugal. they just stood in a circle with the camera going around them. it was like watching a plate in the microwave
the outcome:
tattoo artist: what was your least favourite eurovision performance
me: portugal. they just stood in a circle with the camera going around them. it was like watching a plate in the microwave
the outcome:
walked into work and the first thing one of my (least favourite) colleagues said was "i've never seen someone look so depressed after they've just been on holiday"
sir, it's called depression
they were doing the weather report on fake sam and he goes "tomorrow is.. well it says it's dry but it says that now too and it's raining so who on earth knows. i don't know why we bother reporting weather in england" and this is why they are my favourite radio station
@_mark_robinson omg literally, although i tend to generally be more worried about a rogue water bottle than a gun but whatever u get up to in ur spare time is ur own choice ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐
maybe it's just me but every time i travel i have to check my passport is still in my bag the entire way to the airport even though i put it there myself and haven't touched it since. what's it gonna do? walk itself away?