crunchwrap supreme

nonbinary transmasc menace. getting insanely juiced and microchipped rn
im on bluesky now, find me under the same name. fuck elon musk

[crunchwrap supreme @circinius]

until timmy and tommy start selling me the entire rococo set and kissing my feet my business will be elsewhere. those greedy small fucks have no need to e-cuck me. i am above them

[ben “reschultzed.com” schultz @reschultzed]

i got this little “countdown to the next millennium” clock at a goodwill in 2014, and the last date you can set it to is midnight at the start of 12/31/2024. little buddy, you’ve exceeded your creator’s wildest expectations. so may we all

[daphne @daphflac]

Gram Smoker's Packula

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

10% of international web traffic is protected by a wall of lava lamps in San Francisco which converts the changes in randomness of the bubbles into computer code.

[embarrassing era @tnpdaa]

When I first saw this frame it was like 12 lines of yaoi coke immediately flew to my nose

[Miriam (Miri) 🧘🏼‍♀️ | INACTIVE @miriam_choomie]

"Never Fade Away"

[definitely casey @cantsmokehere]

so much of modern conservatism revolves around a strange fascist nostalgia that is ultimately rooted in wanting to be 18 years old forever and wishing that every aspect of your life was like a john hughes movie set in an ethnostate

[looch @goochmclooch]

fixing hardware issues: lol just reseat your gpu

fixing software issues:

[sayna .*ೃ @OCEANGlRL]

everyone talking about nosferatu STOP ITTTT. STOP IT!!!!!!!! WAIT FOR MEEEEEE

https://t.co/PMlbIRDPEi

[Dule0000 @anhaidule]

I'M FUCKING CRYING???? (thx for that anon send me the link this morning)

[SJtree @SJtre3]

WAKE UP HONEY THE FAUNA NL COLLAB JUST DROPPED

[Spectre @spectre0799]

NISSAN ALTIMA but the beat is squabble up

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

LIBERAL CHRISTMAS:

SOCIALISM STOCKINGS
PRONOUN PRESENTS
MISGENDERTOE
ANTIFA CLAUS
GINGERBREAD THEY
FROSTY THE TRANS WOMAN

[If Only @ifonlytimeline]

Scared to talk to a girl. Scared of their neighbors. Scared of teachers. Scared of vaccines. Scared of everyone that’s not white. Scared of everyone that’s not straight/cis. Scared of emotions. Scared of walkable cities (lmao). Scared of blue hair

[Oregano @Oregano_freak]

This image disgusts me in ways i cant deacribe

[jár @jarodzsz]

https://t.co/nlRrrohKXG

[bo @TheldlerWheel]

This is like viewing the first draft of the Mona Lisa

[Universal Pictures @UniversalPics]

Christopher Nolan’s next film ‘The Odyssey’ is a mythic action epic shot across the world using brand new IMAX film technology. The film brings Homer’s foundational saga to IMAX film screens for the first time and opens in theaters everywhere on July 17, 2026.

[mariana @pastapilled]

Life is all about having coffee with your friends for five hours actually