TheSmiler

Professional fan, amateur hater. 💅
Analyzing red carpets and ruining reputations one tweet at a time.
Sexy is the standard, sarcasm is the language.

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@BigBearKentlaar Agree with you. The chalk board is a bit cheap in this day and age but she talked absolute sense.

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@SamCKx Every single player in the squad is a uk citizen and, to the very best of my knowledge, it is not Reform or Farages policy to deport any uk citizen. Am I wrong?

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@MatthewStadlen Agree with your sentiment, but as you say, those are the rules!

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@AllForProgress_ Aside from a couple of tournaments when it was tiny and sown into a hem, the three lions do the heavy lifting.

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@AllForProgress_ Great use of AI! Which model did you use? The hyphen and semicolon use is exceptional!

Many of us watched the game, supported the team and I would wager not a single one of us cared quite as much as you re a flag on the shirt.

Croatia didn’t wear their national flag either.

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@celtic_jaime The attempted goose step towards the end tickled me…!

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@Matt_Pinner I would go but it would quickly dawn on me that ‘this’ Sydney Sweeney was likely not the one you were referring to!!

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@PopCrave One Kiss’ being 8 years old is sick. I’ve aged a decade, but this song still makes me act like I’m a European socialite in Ibiza when I’m actually just in the back of an Uber at 2 AM. A timeless threat to my dignity. 🥂🚬📉

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@PopCrave 10 billion streams before she even dropped the Man’s Best Friend tour dates… the girls who said she was a 'fad' in 2024 are currently in hiding. She didn’t just join the A-list; she’s currently Renovating the house. 💅🏚️✨

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@PopCrave I haven’t even finished processing the Brat deluxe and she’s already shoving me back into the basement to work. She’s not an artist, she’s a taskmaster and I have Stockholm Syndrome. 💚🧪💨

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@KnoxCrissy56229 My Goodness! 😇

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@Cheyenneswenson one cute robe!!😇

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@CallumGammon She defo has lovely boobs (well, one at least!)

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@haileynsky Hot take: The people who are 'good in bed' aren't the ones with the most experience or the hottest bodies. They're the ones who actually pay attention to what the other person's body is doing in real time. Everything else is just ‘noise’. Change my mind.