Donnie Murdo

That drunk Scottish cunt you meet when abroad.

[Donnie Murdo @circlejack]

Yeah. I'm done with Twitter. Bye!

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@jetlagthegame I was SO team Sam because of his Airport run, and the way episode 6 ended I wish there was a Nebula Extra so I could see the final episode.

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At a cover band's gig. They have played the 3 songs i know. My mate has went into the crowd. Would it be wrong to go to the chippy and meet him at the end?

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Is there a hiker equivalent of Full kit wanker? Just seen a guy head to toe in North Face.

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The "Inspection shelf" must be the worst idea in toilet history.
And that comes from somebody who has used many a long drop and dug many cat hole.

[Donnie Murdo @circlejack]

Pub in Ljubljana is playing 4 Star Mary....... it's a total blast from the past.

[Donnie Murdo @circlejack]

Imagine being so against human rights, so anti-life, that you try to influence people on another continent to be angry, because of something that doesn't affect you. #twat #hatersgonnahate

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This is unacceptable. Do the people of Italy live in a democracy or does an unelected autocracy make the decisions?

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There's a guy on my bus that looks like @BQQuinn and had to go check that the driver wasn't @SalVulcano or @jamessmurray

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Only in Wetherspoons can you order a meal and not get your drink.

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I'm writing a script for a comedy show about old men who live in the countryside through the history of middle earth. It's called Last of the Samirillion.

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Bar in Riga is playing the Greatest Band of All Time #np "Pissing the night away,Pissing the night away" #chumbawumba

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Order for pickup, come down in 30 minutes. Turn up after 35, "Aye, I'll make it after these other 3". Mate you're making me regret I didn't order dominos.

[Donnie Murdo @circlejack]

Oasis Fans yet again prove they are worst cunts by gatekeeping music.

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Walking through what I thought was an empty shopping centre, whistling NIN "Perfect Drug", thought there was an echo....the echo keeps going when I stop....hope it's a cleaner or security or something.

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No going to do a USA and Storm Parliament, and will respect that the country voted austerity lite, but could we not just vote a party who care about people and the environment? #votegreen

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Every time I get this driver the bus bus "Breaks down". How do companies not pick up on this shite?

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Free drinks from Li, Alien Ant Farm.....am I still 17?

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Starting to think the Durston ask their customers if they are gear snobs and will only sell tents to those that say yes.

[Donnie Murdo @circlejack]

Love repacking my hiking gear just before I head on the trail while watching less experienced hikers listing their gear on YouTube. I'm not Ultra Light,but I'm so much lighter than them.

[Donnie Murdo @circlejack]

Typical McGill's, last bus home and it's broken down in the bus station.