Circus Nurse, NP

Family Nurse Practitioner, knitter, aerialist (trapeze and Lyra), evil stepmom. She/her. Views expressed are not those of my employer. now on BlueSky

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@clairezagorski wtf is wrong with people it costs zero dollars to not be a giant fucking asshole

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@Vokabre @TheTonightSho He lives in a burnt-out car if I remember correctly so it’s probably closer to 12k

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@sunrubberdoll Has anyone showed this to @seananmcguire yet? This is completely her jam 💗💗

[Circus Nurse, NP @circus_nurse]

@jewishmemequeen Shabbat shalom! 💗

[Circus Nurse, NP @circus_nurse]

@RNSuperHero OTOH finding out one of your best and most competent coworkers is finally graduating from NP school and is going to stay inpatient is so exciting like “yes they’re going to have someone great on the team!”

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@legallyypink I used to when I was in school. Tons of great deals. I mostly read ebooks now so I don’t use them anymore

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@OneNerdyOpinion @filmnamtan If not for puns and dad jokes my husband wouldn’t be nearly as adorable. Nor would my brother or my kid (who frickin’ LOVES dad jokes)

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@jewishmemequeen As a kid I was terrified of Santa. Dude breaks into people’s houses! We didn’t even have a chimney. 🫠

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@AMandoSch @legallyypink Oh no that’s not leverage. He’s crying because it means she’s not responsible for the mortgage at all—but her name is on the deed so unless she signs the paperwork he can’t do anything with the house like refinance or sell.

[Circus Nurse, NP @circus_nurse]

@m3rcur1alsaturn Holy crap you’re gorgeous and this dress is amazing

[Circus Nurse, NP @circus_nurse]

@AshleyGWinter God I wish I could send this to my cousin (who works out CONSTANTLY and never shuts tf up about raw milk and how there’s estrogen in the water supply which is why he only drinks bottled) but it would be absolutely pointless 🫠

[Circus Nurse, NP @circus_nurse]

@MBHaz3 Can’t yell at you when I did the exact same thing a couple weeks ago. Left it a little too long, got lost near Newark Airport, and coasted into the gas station on literal fumes (the “miles left on this tank” indicator said zero 10 miles prior 😅)

[Circus Nurse, NP @circus_nurse]

@Bad_Babette Baby Beef hates it when I’m on the phone, on speaker. She’s fine with music or me talking regularly or even with the phone held to my ear but speakerphone makes her YELL

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@KeriCrewsonMD Can I DM you? I would love to chat about this I’m actively looking to move.

[Circus Nurse, NP @circus_nurse]

@clairezagorski Anyone who comes in for birth control is getting a full year (as far as I can fill) with no questions asked.

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@dumpsterfireICU All of my family are celebrating in the group chat and I’m just in the corner rocking back and forth

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Anyone in my TL in Canada and willing to answer some questions for a nurse practitioner interested in immigrating? I’m a family medicine practitioner and don’t care where we go, I just need to not be here. 🫠

[Circus Nurse, NP @circus_nurse]

@TransNursing I’ve never had active suicidal thoughts but last night I was calculating how much medication I have in the house and what amounts would do it. This is fucking scary.

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@DuchessSexpert Yes actually! And it’s good for digestion. They make human-grade catnip tea (I can’t vouch for the flavor because my cats broke into the jar and ate it all 🤣)

[Circus Nurse, NP @circus_nurse]

@OneNerdyOpinion Dobby kept me company this morning and tried very hard to eat all my anxiety with his adorableness.