Defenestration for Dummies

Sometimes I take serious shit humorously, sometimes I take humorous shit seriously.

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@Dano_1985 @jarvis_best @DrewHolden360 The contention isn't whether or not they were fascists, it's whether or not said fascists had badges.

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@MikFin @michaelmalice Level of hotness isn't why trying to get by on one's looks in their 50's is sad. Half a century is ample time to become interesting.

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@istacksilver I have not a single idea. I wish me and my old work buddy were made of stronger stuff because we were both all "Holy shit, dude, what are you doing?" The jig was up. No further investigation possible. I can only guess that he was trying to invoke terrifying Sumerian gods.

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@killa_pump @gboslovesjesus @johnomofoma8 People wanting to jack your ride aren't typically interested in a match of fisticuffs.

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@istacksilver It's my opinion that more people ought to be exposed to dumb shit, then.

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@Xanthan81 @Fetusberry Gooootcha'.

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@wayofftheres @citizenhush Gulag, Apple sweatshop. Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe.

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@ArunaMcD @disclosetv @3L3V3NTH Nah, they both do.

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@BbwsAreAwesome Not at the good Dennys, though. At the other one.

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@BbwsAreAwesome The more mediocre the politician, the mouthier they tend to be. This is a man whose skills would be better put to use taking tickets at a wax museum.

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@Fetusberry I too love mediocre technology. Please tell me when the next update practically bricks my phone so I'm forced to "upgrade" it to the next piece of shit that isn't actually an upgrade from the current piece of shit.

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@championshipbi2 @KalibraKyalami @ComradeCasval I don't care about your economic preference. You are using a baby toy, though.

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@Fetusberry The only thing I'll miss when this place goes the way of Myspace is laughing at communists for using Apple products. Not for participating in capitalism, but for having smooth baby brains and playing with baby toys.

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@Fetusberry I didn't realize you could fuck a children's toy up that profoundly.

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@Fetusberry Meh. Pretty safe to just assume that the people on that flight log are all guilty as fuck.

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Good morning! :3