Cirrus Wood

/ Bay Area based Journal-ish /writer, photographer, bike messenger/ en - es - fr - lernen de / 🏳️‍🌈

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@charlove @FutaBettyFord ugh, new fantasy: shirtless Sherpa calendar 🥵

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My short story "Lawn Moving" - a gay coming of age story of first love & lawn care - is published! The print version is available in 'Spoon Knife 7: Transitions' from @AutPress

To listen to the free audio version, click the link to my website: https://t.co/2TQxzu4QjT

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@SF_DPH @ZSFGCare Thanks! Same time frame for KP SF Medical Center?

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@thocpodcast AHHH!!! This is amazing!

*clicks subscribe in podcasts*

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@charlove The answer is David J Deno, CEO of Outback Steakhouse, to all of the above.

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@charlove the nublet

…or, le nublet, as they say in France

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@broseidon1992 @charlove Fair.

Crime City does have quite a high number of commuters vs full time residents

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Can anyone name even a single city in the US besides America City? 🤔

#geography #wronganswersonly

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@westofmain_ Huh, what surprises me more than the number of Americans who have difficulty naming another city in France is the number who think that Normandy is a city 🤔 😜

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@RealMadBruno @17meigoo @westofmain_ Here is a corresponding list of American cities 😜

Upper Peninsula
Lower Peninsula
North Dakota
South Dakota
The Big Island
SoCal
The Midwest
New England
Mountain West
Appalachia
The Carolinas

…we may be inside some kind of game, but I do not think it is baseball 🙃

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Perfect

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@charlove Uganda, Rwanda, Gabon, Benin, Namibia

…are we also including Mauritius here?

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Wait, wait, wait…

Paul Reubens & Alan Cumming are different people???

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@BicycleLobby Give us time. I’m sure we can come up with something even less efficient, more dangerous, & still yet more destabilizing.

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@lmillernpr or just defer to another language - which is the far more typical route for we anglophones - grab a word from somewhere over there and then pretend it’s been part of English all along 😜

…rucksack, plaza, caucus, schmooze, etcetera…

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@lmillernpr I’m just trying to work within familiar rules for English 🤔

But if no such word exists, and the word is meant to describe a quality of absence, then there’s reason to suspect the word doesn’t exist only b/c it can’t follow known rules. So…why not make up any word you wish! 🤗

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@charlove pretty sure it’s a cake

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@catrope @burritojustice then this in regards to pedestrian deaths from cars:

“In 2018, 2019 and 2021, all the Asian victims of fatal crashes were seniors.”

Going after bikes to make streets “safer” is like going all in on an anti-cigarette campaign as a means to combat wildfires. It’s beside the point