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chef boyardee's apprentice

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

I love when maga dudes forget they are in real life and aren’t on twitter

[Aaron @a_crazzy_aaron]

Unpopular opinion, museums should not have to close bc lack of funding. My taxes should be going to them and not some foreign country to bomb civilians

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is quite literally a terrorist attack

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

The most consistent theme of conservatism is being completely unable/unwilling to understand how a thing is bad until it happens to you.

[no @zedonarrival]

he was facetiming his friends at 12:32 who were coming to pick him up and by 12:35 he was shot. no explanation and multiple ring cams active oh they’re scrambling

[Jared @Jrods_Tweets]

If you read Dave Portnoy’s “Book” or listened to Pat McAfee’s “Album” please unfollow me on all social media platforms and unfriend me in real life as soon as humanly possible.

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

We should liquidate all boomer assets and distribute them to the working class as soon as possible.

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

BREAKING — Pat McAfee has commented on his choice to be King Joffrey's cupbearer at yesterday's tourney, sending out a raven stating:

"Had a BLAST celebrating squires from across realm with the true king of Westeros yesterday."

McAfee is on the record, many times, stating he does not involve himself with Westerosi politics, despite consistently doing so

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Most charmin soft man alive

[Jake @HonestColtsFan]

@PatMcAfeeShow Spend one night with Donny and already threatening to sue your critics? You’re a fast learner, Pat!!

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I’ll soon be sponsoring a bill to withhold federal money from municipalities and police departments that deploy Flock (and other style) cameras to surveil law abiding citizens.

[OLEG BOLTMAN @ElHijoDelSimon]

highlights of a Beef Wellington recipe, including all the fellas sharing a laugh about some cream and a knowing look from Emeril as everyone communicates without having to say it, going nuts for wine, and a great ad lib about using a spatula

[Chris Webb @Chris_Webb1]

Before #FIFA start pumping the propaganda tonight and telling us all how amazing this #WorldCup has been, let’s remember they oversaw:

- highest ticket prices ever and took a cut from resale sites.

- did nothing about Somalian referee and dozens of staff who were banned from entering the US for no legitimate reason.

- stood by as Iran were forced to train outside the US and travel in on match days.

- overturned red cards after phone calls with the president.

- Americanised the beautiful game with hydration (TV) breaks and 25 mins half time in the final

- guided Argentina through the tournament with less travel, VAR support and blatantly turning a blind due to their aggression and foul play.

[the english simmer @EnglishSimmer]

not this halftime show being “let’s unite and love the world” whilst they’re actively bombing countries who were in the world cup and funding genocides

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Finding this quite hard to stomach from a country that is bombing the shit out of other countries…

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Dr. NSPM-7 Whoa ☭🔻🌺 @dasmadchengyal]

you have no healthcare, can't buy a house, rent is almost unaffordable, food is skyrocketing, no paid leave, no childcare. but your tax dollars will fund a foreign country with healthcare, paid leave, childcare + funding the entire lives unemployed settlers & the orthodox.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

oh…