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Call of Duty: Spectre Ops maker buys Galaxy of Fantasy developer for 5.9 billion credits.

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Playboy to stop publishing nudes, Asasi consort says, "well I guess that makes one of us" as she signs deal with Fornax.

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Stephenie Meyer rewrites the Twilight series but with everyone as a pyjak. Critics say the cast has much more personality.

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This week's Citadel books chart:

1. Pride & Prejudice & Indoctrinated Husks,
2. Lord of the Omni-tools.
3. 101 Ways to Airlock Bosh'tets.

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Sparatus storms into interview, dismissing our questions and the interviewee.

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"This one thinks BlastoCon's biggest problem is everyone dresses the same," organiser says, "it thinks 457 Santa Blastos is 456 too many."

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After #PigGate, Councilor Sparatus breathes sigh of relief over his own bedroom affairs. "This takes the bacon," says Council aide.

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On National Cheese Pizza Day we ask: "Was that volus delivery boy ever paid?"

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Showbiz: Jack has just been cast in the Prison Break reboot.

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Miss Piggy has left Kermit the Frog for a more adventurous life with Blasto.

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*rapidly edits story* https://t.co/XC7bHaFtCG

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@CitadelTimes airlock? No, that's not permanent enough. I put it in the storage hold of a warship. That warship was later destroyed

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Councilor Sparatus seen throwing wife's omni-tool through airlock after Ashley Madison hack.

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Council statement condemns how commercial Prime Day has become, calls for a return of the true meaning of Prime Day.

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Disclaimer: All opinions are those of Shepard's space hamster.

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Barla Von says the NYSE glitch has nothing to do with him, but it better have his money.

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"What's the best thing about being a 998 year old asari?"
"I have no enemies."
"How come?"
"I outlived the lot of those bosh'tets.*

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The extranet's hottest fashion blogger is a pyjak, and he's teaching turians how to dress. We have the exclusive story.

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Where are they now? We investigate the lives of the very first people Councilor Sparatus dismissed.

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Numerous executives of Galactic Biotiball Federation arrested for corruption, TV execs hope for Blasto led dramatisation.

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