FAKE News of #BloNo • Cities 92.9 Parody

This is a parody account of a radio station which broadcasts what they call news.

[FAKE News of #BloNo • Cities 92.9 Parody @cities929]

So it’s not on the ballet?

[FAKE News of #BloNo • Cities 92.9 Parody @cities929]

Did you guys see there’s like a documentary about the rally we sent a bus to January 6? We’re watching to see if we can see our hosts and friends in the video!🍿

[FAKE News of #BloNo • Cities 92.9 Parody @cities929]

@Airman7441 @Cities_929 The update wasn’t really exciting, and didn’t drive clicks or fit the narrative, so it wasn’t covered.

[FAKE News of #BloNo • Cities 92.9 Parody @cities929]

We’re back- they tried to CANCEL and SENSOR us, but they FAILED.

Now we can bring you all the “truth” and “news” you can handle. And we don’t bother with that objective news crap- only CONSERVATIVE “news” from us because that’s what the LEGION wants!

[FAKE News of #BloNo • Cities 92.9 Parody @cities929]

CRT is being INJECTED into kids in kindergarden. That’s why Ty Smith is working so hard to CANCEL CRT!!! Also, cancel culture is out of control- you can hear him give his PROSPECTIVE on his show CANCEL THIS right here on Cities. Email him at [email protected].

[FAKE News of #BloNo • Cities 92.9 Parody @cities929]

@permafarmer @TomDavis929 Oh, that was featured on the Cities 92.9 Facebook page!

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It is WRONG to use tax dollars to do racism. It is DESTROYING our country. We shouldn’t need to spend tax money to do racism! That’s why we say to Lori Lightfoot: enough is enough Beetlejuice.

[FAKE News of #BloNo • Cities 92.9 Parody @cities929]

Is it just us or are there too many News stations/sites out there but not enough CONSERVATIVE News? Our reporters know Conservative listeners want to hear Conservative News- and we like to tell our listeners what they want to hear, especially if it helps confirm their beliefs!

[FAKE News of #BloNo • Cities 92.9 Parody @cities929]

Three percent you say? That’s our favorite percent! And Jon Reed is our favorite 3%er!

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@permafarmer Did we really tweet what?

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Epoch Times is one of our favorite sources.

Some people say sources like Epoch Times, OAN and Gateway Pundit aren’t real news but we like them- they’re great Conservative “News” sources- like us!

[FAKE News of #BloNo • Cities 92.9 Parody @cities929]

So far “Sounds About White” is your favorite new tagline. But there are a couple days left to vote! Tell your friends to vote in our poll. But not your dead friends because we aren’t Democrats!

[FAKE News of #BloNo • Cities 92.9 Parody @cities929]

Ok #BloNo and the Cities LEGION, what should the new tagline be? You can only vote one time because this isn’t Chicago 😂

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9 months ago we were preparing to re-elect DONALD J TRUMP the GREATEST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY before the election was STOLEN- even though we tried to #StopTheSteal. We have a Q for you: on what date will DJT be reinstated as president?

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2 of our favorite radio hosts are David Paul Blumenshine on the David-Paul Blumenshine show and Steve Suess. But only one had the courage to take a bus full of people to the Insurrection!

What LIES do you want DPB to expose in his new you can’t handle the “TRUTH” format?

[FAKE News of #BloNo • Cities 92.9 Parody @cities929]

.@tomdavis929 is the Cities News Director. But we are hiring for a “News” Director. Cities LEGION- Recommend people!
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[FAKE News of #BloNo • Cities 92.9 Parody @cities929]

9 out of 10 people with 2 medical degrees we talked to say masks are actually BAD. Only good little sheep wear masks. The Cities LEGION isn’t sheep! And Cities isn’t a sheep. We are more like a Shepherd. And the LEGION is like our flock! But not sheep!

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Sometimes when people do things in the heat of the moment that they later regret they buckle to pressure and say their sorry. Not members of the Cities LEGION and not Eric Stroyan! Listen as Mr. Stroyan uses “facts” to DESTROY those accusing him of doing a Nazi salute!

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@ryandenhamIL We are a “News” outlet! It’s just that putting “News” in the menu didn’t work. And Conservative News was too long. But we know what our listeners like- and we like to tell them what they like to hear!!

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Unit 5/District 87 are INDOCTRINATION CENTERS. We believe kids should only learn “TRUTH” from places where their taught what to think- like churches (and not the progressive ones that teach Jesus wasn’t white!). Letting them think and exposing them to ideas is INDOCTRINATION!

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Can you believe what a BETA Sleepy Joe is? We for one can’t wait till our favorite alpha male is REINSTATED in August!