D.S. Ellis

Comic booker of scientists and defender of the cranky and dissatisfied.

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How DO you pronounce "gif"? Anybody?

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@EEElverhoy Water is wet. Sky is blue. Hollywood keeps remaking old favorites. A sad fact of life.

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@UCBearcat90 @jtLOL That's funny!

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@EEElverhoy Just saying I'm seeing a lot of hate because it's an all female cast. Movie will fail or succeed on its own. As should any movie

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@earlfando Fair point. Plan9 IS funny. However I see a LOT of hate over the fact that new ghostbusters don't have dongs.

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@OccamsTBrush But I am going to give it an open-minded chance to fail or succeed on its own terms.

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@OccamsTBrush We don't own it. Hollywood has a long history of ruining our childhoods. If the movie sucks I'll be the first to shit on it.

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2/2 If you don't like what you see, there's always the original. Go watch that and keep your 19th century views to yourself. #Ghostbusters

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1/2 Hey misogynists, there's only one question you should have about the new #Ghostbusters... Is it funny? Period. All else is hate.

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Donald Trump's token humility coach #BadJobIn5Words @midnight

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@MittRomney and @realDonaldTrump are playing the ultimate game of "Nuh-uh. You are" to save America.

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Proof I've fallen into parallel dimension: George W is the smart Bush and Mitt Romney is now GOP moral compass.

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Small business owner near Wal-Mart #BadJobIn5Words @midnight

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Any Scientologist not Tom Cruise #BadJobIn5Words @midnight

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Stephen Hawking's regular dance partner #BadJobIn5Words @midnight

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Teaching mime to stroke victims #BadJobIn5Words @midnight

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Science teacher at Liberty University #BadJobIn5Words @midnight

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Nudes artist for Leper colony #BadJobIn5Words @midnight

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Human Resources manager at CosbyCo #BadJobIn5Words @midnight

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Chris Christie's crotch mirror holder #BadJobIn5Words @midnight