CityZen

Fan of my wife, my kids, creative people and selected underperforming sports teams. Professional doer of communications.

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My 3-year-old has just been talking all about the famous cartoon character Spongebutt Squirtpants and that's it, I'm done.

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@PardonMyMess @AKCarlson2 @JuliPCpatriot @VisuWell Find me the "decent human beings" who support a grown man going out of his way to tease a teenager about this. By definition, you will fail.

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.@malosilima These advertising algorithms are getting a little too canny...

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@JoelMacManus Regardless, it's immoral.

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@LouDxx My partner has had three, similarly an emergency one first up. But they highly, highly recommended scheduled C-section after that, because they said she'd probably end up having to have emergencies anyway. So not really "elective". Mut much, much easier all round than the first.

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@NewstalkZB NZ: Fuck off Nigel.

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@cjsbishop @NZNationalParty Gee, with all your amazing foresight and brilliant ideas, I wonder why you're still so tremendously unpopular??

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@davidfarrier "NOW LEMME TELL YA, JA-CIN-DA AR-DERN...THIS I WHATCHA GONNA GET FOR MAINTAINING NORMALISED DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS WITH A REGIONAL SUPERPOWER...OHHH YEEEAHHH!!" #savaged

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@pointoforder (Although that offer was from some outfit called 'the Wellington Greater Regional Council' 🤣)

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@pointoforder I'd seen it somewhere but wasn't certain of the source, but apparently so:
"The petition urges Next Capital...to take up the Wellington Greater Regional Council’s offer of additional funding to top up driver pay,"
And yep, extremely shit behaviour. https://t.co/cuoAyFEn5A

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@auchmill "Just a moment..."

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@Megapope Yes.

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Maybe make a downpayment on a 3bdrm house in Auckland?

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@bewarethefish Past their bedtime.

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@mather_joy @JoelMacManus Hopefully all of them.

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@MySportingVoice @dpfdpf #everythingidontlikeisCOMMUNISM

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@TaxpayersUnion You're introducing a flash new graphic that highlights your own spectacular lack of influence? #weirdflexbutok

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And Jordan's Prefects Club continues to go above and beyond in their mission to remain perpetually adolescent and ineffectual.

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Introducing our official 'TOLD YOU SO' stamp. We'll be using this whenever taxpayer money is wasted after we told you so.

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@chamfy When they call your name you walk to the box and if you take a seat without either lawyer saying 'challenge', you're in. I was called first, got to the box, thought sweet, I'm in, and started shuffling down to the end. Got challenged halfway 😢. Should've sat in the first seat!