Jake

Whatever you can do in the hood I done did it

[Roch Kubatko @masnRoch]

Cal Ripken on whether the #orioles can contend: "Maybe you think about the '89 season. In the back of my mind, I'm thinking, 'Why Not?'"

[Peter Gammons @pgammo]

Can't wait for Britton to be back in late April w/ Guthrie, Matusz, Arrietta...and Wieters 1 of THE besr calling their games

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Any more beer, I'll need a fucking catheter out there.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Flying cars can wait. We need cookie technology that CLEARLY DISTINGUISHES oatmeal raisin from chocolate chip immediately.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

It's no contest. Five Guys in a runaway. RT @lagredell: Since you were in d.c., have you decided on Five Guys vs In-n-Out?

[Jake @citizenjake]

@jamiemottram Boyz II Men, "cooleyhighharmony"

[Jake @citizenjake]

@BryanVoltaggio - Thanks for letting my girlfriend and me take a picture w/ you at Taste of DC.

[Jake @citizenjake]

@CamdenCrazies - we should be 3-1. There goes $12 million down the drain. Who's next in line to close?

[Jake @citizenjake]

I hate Mike Gonzalez and never want to see him again. That is all. #fb

[Jake @citizenjake]

Really hope someone remembers to ask Sarah Palin for her thoughts on Justice Stevens retiring. #fb

[Jake @citizenjake]

@Unsilent - lasagnas for breakfast? Or is that sort of a slow transition into lunch?

[Jake @citizenjake]

@MrIrrelevantDC - yes, please ask him if he'll consider going into the Hall of Fame as a Redskin.

[Jake @citizenjake]

@adamconner - i know, the Post is trying to trick people into getting the partial feed but there is that workaround.

[Jake @citizenjake]

@adamconner this doesn't get you the full posts?
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/right-now/fast.xml

[Jake @citizenjake]

@owillis - she had Stephen Moore and John Bolton on back to back. Its uber right-wing AND boring.

[Jake @citizenjake]

@Ourand_SBJ - He doesn't have to start all of them. Sadly he may have to close some of them. Let Wieters close, he can already do it all.

[Jake @citizenjake]

@Ourand_SBJ - 161-1 record still possible.

[Jake @citizenjake]

@CamdenCrazies - that was not an inspiring way to start the season.

[Jake @citizenjake]

@MrMichaelLee - The Warriors don't play "defense", they play "waiting to be on offense again".

[Jake @citizenjake]

@Truth_About_It - The Warriors don't play "defense", they play "waiting to be on offense again".