Mike Boylan

Author, #NanowrimoSurvivor, PopCultureAficionado, Good at trivia, #HorrorFan, #BookNerd

[Mike Boylan @citizenmike9]

Check this out! I have finally uploaded my novel. I love this book. Please check it out. https://t.co/Cbzew5Mlqn

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

When Donald Trump says fraud he means YOU voting against him.

Fuck him and stay in line.

[Mike Boylan @citizenmike9]

This would be amazing.

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

There should be something just for fun on the ballot, like voting for the best flavor of ice cream . I think that would get a lot of people really excited to get involved

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Do you think they’ll explore each other’s bodies?

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

In 2000, Al Gore "lost" Florida by 537 votes. Ralph Nader received 97,488 votes in Florida. This led to the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. If you’re voting third party this year, it’s a vote for Donald Trump.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Elmo has released a statement at the start of Election Day.

“Stop scrolling, take a deep breath, and use the next few minutes to escape to a place where the air is sweet”

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo loves you. ❤️

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

No sane person wants RFK Jr, Hulk Hogan and Hershal Walker making decisions in their lives.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

After he was impeached, Senate Republicans should’ve convicted him. Then he wouldn’t be allowed to run. Also, a jury should’ve convicted him criminally by now. And he’d be in jail. Finally, he incited an insurrection. He actually did that. No American should vote for him. This.👇

[Jason Kint @jason_kint]

wow. she's closing with an Eminem ad. if that doesn't trend on this platform, elon officially broke it. https://t.co/umRbluAWsp

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

It’s disgusting that propagandist Megyn Kelly who was herself a victim of sexual assault is seen promoting a rapist and giving him a kiss on stage whilst saying he’ll protect women. There isn’t enough words to describe how grotesque, vile, immoral and despicable she is.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene is losing ground in Georgia.

Several reports say that she doesn't have a ground game after the local GOP doesn't want to support her.

Can we give her opponent, General Shawn Harris, a big boost?

Let's get @ShawnForGeorgia to 200,000 followers.

[Mike Boylan @citizenmike9]

@bruce_steiner 💙

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

I hear that Trump doesn’t want people seeing the new https://t.co/YKuBeCZCfu song because thinks it makes him seem like a freak.

Please don’t share it.

[Jay Bookman @jaysbookman]

Trump will run the country like @WoodyJohnson runs the Jets, an NFL franchise in the nation's largest market that hasn't won the Super Bowl in 55 years, hasn't even made the playoffs since 2010, and is 3-6 with an aged, weird, overrated QB at the helm.

[TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) @TrumpsTaxes]

Omg they did a male version of the ‘secret vote’ ad and it’s even better than the female version.

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

I hope the good people of #Iowa will not relax at the news of the #selzer poll but be encouraged that a victory is in their hands.

PLEASE show up and make that poll a reality.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Kamala Harris’ full appearance on Saturday Night Live was hands down the best candidate appearance SNL has ever seen. Absolutely nailed it.

This is the moment—our next president.

Let’s finish this strong and bring it home.

[Jay Black @hellojayblack]

In 1972, Ed Muskie was forced out of the presidential race because his voice cracked during an impassioned defense of his wife. To lose discipline like that was considered “unpresidential”.

Anywho, here’s Donald Trump fellating a microphone: