Citizen Skwith

Candidate for The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

Top result at Gorton and Denton for @siroinkalotUK . A very respectable 6th out of 11 candidates. Great work. Onwards and upwards @Official_MRLP . #GortonandDentonByElection

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

Wow, that was quick. There's already a stamp out to commemorate the historic meeting at the Oval Office today.

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

@sianberry I hope it all goes well Siân. Remember, you've got your Skwith glasses if you need them. You'll do a grand job for Brighton Pavilion.

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

Good luck to all @Official_MRLP candidates tonight.
#GeneralElection2024 #Brighton

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

One vote down, about 34,000 to go, for a momentous victory in #Brighton. #PowerToThePeople #GeneralElection2024

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

@CountBinface Good luck. ✊

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

@BHDemocracyNews @AndyWinterBN1 @Sarah_Booker Thanks Sarah, and again, I appreciate you helping me out this election. A small victory for democracy and all that. ✊

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

It's a bit last minute but if there are any undecided voters in #Brighton looking for a different option, then lend me your support. A big thank you to @AndyWinterBN1 and @Sarah_Booker for their help during the campaign. #ElectionJuly4

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

@Weeton64 And not one of them is a member of The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party.

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

If, according to the polls, @sianberry and #GreenParty win tomorrow, I will, in the spirit of goodwill, present her with a pair of Skwith glasses. Very handy in Parliament in case you doze off during a dull speech, of which there will be many. #Brighton

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

There's a crazy #pothole problem in #Brighton. I've just removed (at no cost to the taxpayer) over 300 in one road alone. I'm leaning against them in the photo. They don't show up well on camera. Being holes and all that. #Election2024

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

@JohnCleese Or vote PRACTICALLY. See attached for details. If you're in Brighton Pavilion anyway. Unfortunately I can only run in one constituency at a time.

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

@Eyeswideopen69 Wow. Utter madness. And I say that as a candidate for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

Let's reduce the pay gap AND reduce food bills. Simply remove all glass ceilings from the workplace, and use them to build a giant greenhouse where we can grow our own tropical fruit. Saves a fortune on import costs. #EqualityForAll #Election2024

[. @jdpoc]

What bloody reality is THIS MAN LIVING IN ???

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

Turn the utility bills system on its head. Instead of us being given 'estimated' bills, we estimate what bonuses the bosses deserve. We could claw back millions to bring down energy costs. #CostOfLivingCrisis #Election2024 #Brighton

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

Well, obviously @Keir_Starmer is desperate. @UKLabour have resorted to lifting one of my campaign lines (as indicated by the arrow in the photo) and made it into SIX 'pledges'. Next thing he'll be wearing Aviator sunglasses. #Election2024

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

Good day out campaigning today, and got to have a chat with @jhansonradio and the @TimesRadio team. What a lovely lot. #Election2024 #Brighton

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

@AndyWinterBN1 @MrTomGray @ACORN_Brighton I wish I'd been invited. But there you go. I offered to get a deal on building materials with my Travis Perkins trade account at the Hanover and Elm Grove hustings last night. And I offered to help build new homes. After the Election, obviously.

[Citizen Skwith @CitizenSkwith]

I think the 'major' parties have missed a trick. They've been throwing money away. I saved over £200,000 on my campaign bus, which I've put aside for the NHS. If I get elected. #Election2024 #SaveOurNHS #BrightonPavilion