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capital is dajjal, dajjal is capital

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@ShaykhAzhar

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Also everyone seems to have a fairly new, nice German car

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Does no one smoke cigarettes in London anymore??

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Does no one smoke cigarettes in London anymore??

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@midascabal Then Russia has less qualms about nuking Ukraine

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@beyondzeropod @text_publishing Why is that cover art making me depressed

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@EndicottInvests Any second now!

[David Hering @hering_david]

It’s heeeeeere

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@rckflrs This is me but for Shadow Ticket

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@TheUntranslated thicc

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@rohn_jawls I feel your pain

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@nope_its_lily

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@nope_its_lily hims couldn't keep it up

[Nury Vittachi @NuryVittachi]

CHINA HAS ALREADY sold huge amounts of products originally meant for US consumers to its neighbors, it was revealed today.

And the neighbors are buying big, giving China giant an 8.1% boost in export sales, surprising analysts.

"In early April, I said that Trump's tariffs on China will strengthen trade ties between China and the rest of the world in the next few years," said Prof Justin Hauge of Cambridge University in the UK, commenting on X. "It didn't take a few years. It took a month."

This is bad news for US Treasury chief Scott Bessent as he heads into negotiations later today in Switzerland, to bargain with Chinese Vice Premier He Lifeng.

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THE NUMBERS
Newly published figures show exports from China rose a staggering 8.1% in April, compared to this time last year. Most of the goods are being snapped up by Indonesia, Vietnam, Thailand, and other countries.

Bloomberg's stable of analysts predicted a 2% rise and Reuters predicted a 1.9% jump.

The 8.1% leap follows 12.4% growth in March, when exporters worked overtime to beat the April 2 launch of Donald Trump's "global tariff attack".

The Financial Times quoted Heron Lim, an economist at Moody’s Analytics, saying that, while China's trade with the US dropped 21% year-on-year in April, it rose by an equal percentage with south-east Asian nations and 8 per cent with the EU.

Economists have been arguing that the US has an inability to see itself as it really is, a community of just 4.25% of the world.

China, which is focused on trade rather than politics, makes goods for anyone who will buy—and that means the other 95% of humanity will do just fine as substitute customers.

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@nope_its_lily King shit 👑

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UPDATE: IT HAS A TITLE

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This is the most exciting news basically ever.
https://t.co/gkvhMUfBbc

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@nope_its_lily Inshallah

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You can't post a random quote and expect people to know the book.

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@ryanhasbadtaste @W_Shadbolt Try at least get to & through the second part set in the casino.

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@cfmceroz1 @fauxshizzle @ryanhasbadtaste @W_Shadbolt Reader, she bit him