the actual literal moon

Mechanical Engineering student just trying my best (she/her, they/them)

[the actual literal moon @citrusbeing]

My mom follows me

[𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖒����𝖓𝖊 ☾ ✩ ✧ @softlxnar]

My perhaps unpopular opinion is that if you’re willing to risk your outdoor cat being run over or eaten by a coyote then you also accept the risk that it’ll be picked up by someone who will take better care of it by keeping it indoors

[PotatoMcWhiskey @PotatoMcWhiskey]

The heterosexual relationship woman orgasm deficit is so large that the economic system had to step in to profit

[the actual literal moon @citrusbeing]

#hollanov au marriage of convenience where Ilya need citizenship and Shane wants to get married to get back at a recent ex who cheated

[doogs the mushcat 🍄😺 @dexbonus]

The fanfic discourse kinda boils down to Wattpad gave people the name of the chips and their flavor but AO3 gives you a full ingredient list and sometimes people don't want to come to terms with what's in their food

[the actual literal moon @citrusbeing]

Being a sharks fan is like hating urself bc it makes u hate urself

[the actual literal moon @citrusbeing]

Ummm yeah it’s called being delusional babes

[the actual literal moon @citrusbeing]

@_hephaistos_ how do I give my drone a gun? My boy puff needs more than whatever grenades I can conjure. Also he wants a gun.

[the actual literal moon @citrusbeing]

Everyone should learn the child friendly version of history, then learn the real history the way I did- via cracked listacle

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

so many people told me this blew their minds

[the actual literal moon @citrusbeing]

That was a SUPREMELY fucked up episode of law and order. My god.

[Joshy McCroo - His Majesty the Worm Out Now! @riseupcomus]

Pascal's Wager is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of I swear

[the actual literal moon @citrusbeing]

Seriously considering becoming a machinist apprentice. Anyone have advice? #machining #trade

[the actual literal moon @citrusbeing]

@rigourdaddy I’ve done that so many times

[the actual literal moon @citrusbeing]

The funny thing is that if god is real and he’s like “u sinned a lot, buddy” I’d be like “k, guess it’s time for hell” bc what else am I supposed to do??

[the actual literal moon @citrusbeing]

If I were rich I’d chose one random fan and give them like $50k which is something someone should do to me

[the actual literal moon @citrusbeing]

Almost said “the American girl doll about 9/11 is gonna go HARD” out loud in New York City

[the actual literal moon @citrusbeing]

ALL THAT IS LIKE 1 DAY OF POLLEN

[the actual literal moon @citrusbeing]

I can’t do pollen. My whole life hurts.

[the actual literal moon @citrusbeing]

Fucking LOVE original ugly dolls. I regret getting rid of them.