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Man city / football content

[Ebenezer @city_306]

Ayyoub Bouaddi: “This is a very special day for me and my family. Manchester City are the best Club in the world. It’s a dream to be here and be able to call myself a City player. I've spent most of my life working hard to become the best player I can be and reach the top.

"I’ve watched City for many years, I love their style. City always try and play quality football. They've shown they're winners – this Club feels like it’s built to win. The squad is world-class and Enzo [Maresca] is a top manager. I’m really looking forward to playing at the Etihad Stadium.

"I have plenty of improving to do. I'm only 18. I'm happy with the progress I've made so far, but I also know I can improve so much. This is undoubtedly the best place for me to do that. This Club demands trophies and I'll give everything to make sure we're challenging for every title..." [via @ManCity]

[pr4is3🍀 @praise_019]

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[Amzee2020 @Amzee2020]

Cristiano Ronaldo have the cutest family ❤️❤️❤️

[pretty Ari🌹🎀 @ARIAREIGN180683]

I agree to this too one time

My friend was home alone one night, already worked up and ready. She grabbed her favorite vibrator, the one that hits just right, and started going at it hard. She was deep into it, legs shaking, about to hit that peak… and the damn thing just died inside her. Battery completely dead, no warning, nothing.
She tried to pull it out but it was stuck at a weird angle and wouldn’t budge. She panicked, kept tugging, and somehow managed to push it even deeper while trying to force it out. Next thing she knows her insides are cramping bad, she’s sweating, and she can’t get the thing out no matter what she does.
She called an ambulance in pure panic. The paramedics showed up and she had to explain, red-faced, that her vibrator was stuck inside her and wouldn’t come out. At the hospital the doctors had to use special tools to carefully extract it. They were trying not to laugh the whole time while she was lying there mortified

[Jakodera @felloohh]

She is getting shy and she left like that at home!!

[vanney @UneVanessa]

Who wins?!

[Daboss👑 @Dabossabel1]

Ayo Balogun is the only man on earth have seen being on call for over 72 hrs making it 3days are you an alien sir 👽.

[You&I @Uuandeye]

Dear Dolly Parton, may your soul rest in perfect peace. Thank you for the melodies and lyrics especially Coat of Many Colors.

[DAVIS LUXURY @davis_luxury]

Pronounce it slowly 😂😂😂

[AYOMIPOSI 👑 @HonestarsenalF]

Vinicius Junior addresses the rumors surrounding his girlfriend and her children:

Vinicius Junior: “I’m a very kind-hearted guy who doesn’t like seeing anyone I care about having a hard time around me. I love kids so much, and regardless of anything, I’ll always let children have their way.

What was circulating was just pure love. The father of the children left them without looking back, and those kids need fatherly love. That’s why I’m there for them, and I’m ready to do anything that will make them happy, as well as my girlfriend.

It’s all love. My girlfriend’s children are also my children, and I’m planning to adopt them soon.”

[Queen @Queen1ey]

See year wey I say I go buy car 😓😭

[OPARA @LegalByJustin]

When Kang asked Ant-Man
“Have I killed you before?” 😳
What if he WASN’T talking about Scott Lang at all? 👀
A lot of fans think Kang actually confused him with Steve Rogers.
Both used Quantum suits.
Both fought through time.
And both carried “hammers” in battle💀

[Joe 💫💫 @joejoe00011]

Maybe crypto doesn't need more KYC. Maybe it needs better ways to measure trust.

@insoblokai is betting that behavior can speak louder than identity.

Could behavior-based trust ever replace KYC?

$INSO #Web3 #TrustIntelligence #DeFi

[OxNick || The Sin of Pride @Sin_of_Pride11]

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[Sb.young @sbyoung09]

If you were convicted of a crime and had to choose one punishment for life, which would you pick? 👇

Be Gay. Or. Live with Bedbug

[𝑩𝑰𝑮 𝑻𝑬𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑬 🔮 @BigTeeDee77]

Cardi B deciding to bless my TL on a random Wednesday!🔥

[Busayomi @AdenijiBus76258]

Do you ever miss your own energy?

Like damn what happened to me?!

[Willi ams @williamswenajr]

Anytime I wan calculate my end-of-month expenses, na then I go begin see names wey I no sabi.
Who be Zaidu Yusuf Abi Mohammad , and Wetin dey happen for my life wey make me send you #22,400 for 2:22 a.m🙄.

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100 level , 2024:
Made my first million on twitter
And no it’s not Elon funds 😂

My life changed from that moment

[Neighbour @neighbour_xx]

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[EasyFootballTalks @MEasy4life]

🚨There we go is Victor Boniface world class striker or just a hype?

🗣️Be honest: Is Boniface currently one of Africa's best striker?👁👁