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[cityfm @cityfm]

又回来咯。。。注册twitter11年了。。。

[cityfm @cityfm]

重新回来了。感谢龙卷风浏览器。

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"MY HERO!" "My hero." --Guy who got his sandwich stolen, then saved by a stranger http://t.co/nyL3ydOvdj

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I can't be bothered with trivial details. Like facts. http://t.co/OMkoYFGzOQ

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If I were to have an affair I'd make sure to have a signed prehumptial agreement. http://t.co/ncXBDdoRtJ

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http://t.co/ca5zdloDto Auto correct is my worst enema.

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Ear wax is disgusting. But when you're out of Vegemite, you're out of Vegemite. http://t.co/XpAE4vivwn

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http://t.co/ZH5dZOx5SM Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

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http://t.co/OqqXXwZPse Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

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It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/JeIsmjJ4ov

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/ZoxQYIDrdw

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Don't you hate it when spiders bite you and you get like zero superpowers? http://t.co/SB8mAS5P

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I bet there is just a lot of awkward silence after a mime orgy. http://t.co/I4zkUhi1

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http://t.co/invxw0s7 your grandma has a pic of you in her house when you were in junior high and not at any other age

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http://t.co/S6ubjBKF I'm sorry, I don't see why you can't have a crack house AND have it tastefully decorated.

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Perhaps one day he'll meet his Girl Fieri. http://t.co/0UQ4mi7j

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I just established the five hour rule for tequila spilled on the floor. http://t.co/TcaZvyog