craig scrag brown!!

.....i will tea bag your fucking drum set...

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Close enough!

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Mexico booked, 3 bottles if wine down all I need is a finger up my bum a

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

“@piersmorgan: RT:No,Despite his jokes you have say at 85 he is fantastic”......when you are 85 you'll look like this

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@butcheverton why don't you come and sit on my face???

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Needs a new car!!! :D

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Has real trouble peeling the back off stickers!! #manproblems

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@officialtulisa and a cheeky line aye! Naughty tulisa!

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What to do with myself for the rest of the day?! #earlyfinish

[Mike Keegan @MikeKeegan_DM]

Another great banner from last night http://t.co/IxAblI2ZUe via @Elliot_Eastwick #mcfc

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My prediction city 3-0 #MCFC

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Whoever invented mini-roundabouts needs a good hiding!! #pointless

[Derek Trotter @DelBoy_ofah]

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phil Ming

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@SpecialKBrook congratulations!!

[Vincent Kompany @VincentKompany]

Racist chants again in Moscow today.. We've all said enough. @UEFAcom, @GovernmentRF, CSKA, all eyes are on you now.. #StopRacism

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@lukesampson88 he's almost as bad as moyes!

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Why play Garcia at the back when we have lescott??

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@Harry_Styles I will give you a tenner if you punch Justin beiber in the chops??

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@justinbieber you're a gimp and your fans are all gimps.....#gimp

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

RETWEET if you're happy that the Premier League is back!

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@J_robinson1997 thought I'd come see ya big cuz!