Sal

I made that bitch famous.

[Sal @ciulluminati]

I heard her flip her carpet and I turned around to see this #MidtermsWeek

[Louis ✨ X-Men brainrot era 💛💙 @LewisZebra]

@kaitlancollins Ma’am, with all due respect, every time you tweet something like this without context I think we’re about to get nuked

[Sal @ciulluminati]

Something about Yellowstone being a Paramount original but not being offered on the Paramount streaming app seems like the government should be stepping in

[Sal @ciulluminati]

The year is 2022 and bug spray still doesn’t work.

[Sal @ciulluminati]

I cringe when the multi billionaires at Shark Tank yell at poor people for pricing their products reasonably like bruh nobody is going to buy organic animal crackers for $36/box

[Sal @ciulluminati]

Allergies were extra allergy this year

[Gary @GaryVanderlay]

all hell broke loose at the AMC Burbank 16 last night

[Sal @ciulluminati]

Who sent Don Lemon to Ukraine 💀

[Sal @ciulluminati]

I feel old bc I lived through a time when Randy Jackson was young and fly and now he’s old and fragile

[Sal @ciulluminati]

Watching Jon Taffer yell on an episode of Bar Rescue gives me more energy than coffee, pre-workout, and an energy drink combined (not that I’ve tested it)

[Sal @ciulluminati]

Why does my fat ass follow @Emeril on Instagram?

[Sal @ciulluminati]

I don’t have solid evidence to back this claim up but ABC Eyewitness News and MSNBC use ASMR microphones.

[Sal @ciulluminati]

The corporate American urge to be ambidextrous

[Sal @ciulluminati]

The news is so weird and lazy bc they’ll take a video from another station that was aired yesterday but they make sure it’s 240p for some reason like it’s 2003 and we aren’t able to download video in 4K in 2 seconds

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

LOOK AT HOW SHE ATE THAT

[Sal @ciulluminati]

I can’t explain why but these new Christmas themed commercials with Katy Perry and Keke Palmer remind me of 2010 and I like it.

[Sal @ciulluminati]

Global Warming doesn’t get the praise it deserves 😍

[Juli Capo @Julidooty]

A deer walked into a store in Colorado. The shop owner gave her some cookies. After leaving the store, she returned after half an hour with her entire family.

[Sal @ciulluminati]

Nothing will ever be as cool as holding an iPod Mini in 2004.

[Sal @ciulluminati]

😩 Adele’s new song isn’t even good though! Pop radio has been so dry for so long that it accepts and gasses up absolutely anything from the “icons”.

[Sal @ciulluminati]

YouTube putting a disclaimer on a bunch of All in the Family episodes stating it may be inappropriate to some viewers is freaking hilarious bc first of all it’s pirated and illegal to be on the platform for free and second of all its a 70’s sitcom like what ☠️