NICK 🦊

spilling the tea on reality 🇦🇺🇮🇹🇸🇮

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

The EBU announcing the qualifiers after 34 countries withdraw:

[Gabe @esc_gabe]

🚨 NEW: According to a source with insight into the situation, in addition to Ireland and Slovenia there are at least five other broadcasters considering taking the same step.

There is concern in the EBU that two semifinals would not be possible.

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

@ESCLegs Lithuania 2006?

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

The jokes write themselves

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

Israel getting 0 votes from Australia at Eurovision was brought up in senate estimates today 🫠

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

@auntieali223 There’s a pretty significant difference in the level of research you have to do for a masters thesis vs a YouTube essay…

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

Nearly winter so time to start bearmaxxing soon yayy

[Principe @Pri_Letterman]

The EBU pursued the Australian jury because one juror uses the stage name “Hans” and they feared he might be biased toward Germany’s Sarah Engels.

This is where their energy is going in the name of “voting integrity.”

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

In a hostel in Paris, I once met an American girl who was a combat photographer for the military. When she told me her job, I laughed and jokingly said ‘so your job is to make more American military propaganda?’
She didn’t find it funny

[DANNYonPC @DANNYonPC]

@angelsborn26

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

When Australia finally wins Eurovision we will change the voting system to this

[Micky 😃🍉 @MickyStam521]

ESC 2026 jury voting but it's Ranked Choice Voting

[Bruno 🧮🍉 @euro_bruno]

@esc_charts bella by aidan is better

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

Delta got the biggest live audience in Australia’s Eurovision history, and look at what happens when you have an actual audience voting instead of bot farms STAN DELTA GOODREM 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🦘🐨🐨❤️💛🖤

[ESC Everyday @esc_everyday_]

🇮🇱 Eurovision 2026: All points for Israel

How many points Israel recieved at Eurovision 2026?

Noam Bettan - Michelle

#eurovision2026 #eurovision #israel

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

@esc_scary Tickets in 2024 were difficult to get, I would wait to secure a ticket before booking anything.

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

@euro_bruno Oof France high but outside everyone’s top 10

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

@regina_wtf Which provides further proof that their televote in 24/25 were artificially inflated, because if the public were mobilised to vote pro-Israel this year and they only managed TWENTIETH then there’s no way they could’ve won the last two years

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

How does Israel get Australia’s 12 televote points in 2024-25 then drop to 20th this year? It’s almost like the last two years weren’t real votes or something idk

[BNT Eurovision Bulgaria 🇧🇬 @bg_eurovision]

@DanielH45737382 Nothing is planned, yet 😍

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

@FrannyMeister @myfursonasthis Right like the only ballads we’ve ever given decent points to were Jamala in 2016 and Salvador in 2017 and they both were the actual winners of the contest

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

@MyRightToExist @AJENews

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

DATA ANALYSIS TIME!
How the televote would have changed if Israel was not participating in the grand final (disqualified a la Joost style)
France is the biggest mover in rank, Finland gets the most additional points

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

Damn right they did

[inhumans of capitalism (Ojibwa ) @Inhumansoflate1]

Isreal got nuked ?

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

🇨🇭 Switzerland got Albina’d
9th in televote AND jury, 11th overall

[NICK 🦊 @ciutotuto]

The concept of Atvara getting more televotes than a televote bait song