clark

it was always the jags

[** @bigguccicraigy]

migos was my one direction

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I just watched England fucking DIE ON THE FIELD on the ROAD at the TOP OF A MOUNTAIN for their country only to see this team play like SCARED CHILDREN at HOME with a BRIBE ADVANTAGE

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

What could go wrong? Why not take a walk with your best friend in the woods, boy? We’re the freest country in the world. Take a sip from the stream, hear the mournful call of the last bird. There’s no better place to die young than here

[kenny @kendillywilly]

back in my day you could buy cigarettes when you were 18

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they were right to take cigarette ads off tv, I would’ve smoked a pack a day if I saw this when I was 14

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

So nobody notices that Chat GPT is making yall the same flyers?

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

The thing I hate most about being an adult is sometimes you really do have to get them on the phone

[Climate Defiance @ClimateDefiance]

Donald Trump: Here's a video depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as gorillas. Also, we are not going to have midterm elections. I am your god emperor. No one can stop me.

Democrats: 67!

[lia? @krolevarqa]

apparently olympic brand guidelines don't apply to ai slop #olympics2026

[clark @cIvrk]

@blacksciencegal yet everyday i’m still paid to fix shitty Canva or AI designs + design what the clients can’t figure out how to prompt.
have fun shaking your magic 8ball waiting for it to give you the right design 👍

[Matt Kramer ⛰ @kramerposts]

Single dudes on twitter giving dating advice are like “You must be auramaxxing, you must Never Show Weakness” and dudes who are in relationships are like “Yeah idk we really enjoy spending time together”

[Dan McClellan @maklelan]

It should be noted that deadly force is not actually authorized by any combination of these 3 things, this is just a fucking bootlicker pretending the government is allowed to violate your constitutional rights & kill you without legal authorization if you're on the wrong team.

[vonte🤷🏾‍♂️ @VonteBlegit]

Damn bruh I feel you but wtf did we do 😂

[bri @bribrisimps]

i’ve grown quite unfond of canadians and other non-americans who have a pompous holier than thou complex over real tragedies that affect the american people

[James Reeves @jjreeves]

I don't know nor care about who he was or what he believed. The inability to separate an incident from an issue has to be one of the worst possible consequences of modern online discourse. You can still be pro-ICE and against the government taking the position that they took today, which is "if we shoot you, a US citizen, and you had a gun on you, you probably had it coming. Especially if you had 2 mags."

[nyxgeek @nyxgeek]

I feel old saying this, but what the fuck is up with modern tech?

It’s like we let the idiots run this world. Code is shit. Negates all our gains in hardware over the last 30 years. Watch a video of opening MS Word on Windows 98 vs today and you would never guess that 98 came out over 20 years ago.

We’ve been devolving when it comes to software. Look at the horrible pile of shit Windows has become. It was never great, but Windows 11 is embarrassing. It’s not just MS. And they’re all collecting “telemetry”.

Cars. Smart Appliances. Games even. They’ve turned into shit spyware that we have the privilege of paying for (often on a subscription basis).

I don’t want any of it. I won’t buy a modern car that listens and watches me and broadcasts beacons or needs a subscription. I won’t buy a “smart” appliance that will charge me a subscription and spy. Nobody wants to outright sell a game or software, it’s a license to use now.

I’m done. Fuck this shit. I’ll buy used everything until I can’t fix it any more. As long as people buy this trash we will keep getting fed garbage.

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And he never made anything in his pathetic life that comes close to DS2