Matt Kramer ⛰

rolling like fog, not thunder | Listen at @MSRapport

[Matt Kramer ⛰ @kramerposts]

if you think your phone is always listening to you, just wait until you find out what the Universe is doing

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@hannaahhn Tried to eat my phone to get to the sandwich 😩

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this + creating a circle around it with people you love

[DiamondBags @MrDiamondBags]

I’m overdue for a brain dead stare into a fire pit

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@musestoomuch (I'm actually v open to having my horizons expanded, what butter should I be pursuing instead?)

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babe… come over… I’ve got the goods

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@musestoomuch

[Matt Kramer ⛰ @kramerposts]

"Do not bow down before anything that cannot give you life. And if you have ever fallen, get back up. Do not allow anything or anyone to take away the freedom God has given you."

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Today idols arise and demand our worship: success at any cost, money, an obsession with appearance, popularity, or the unrestrained pursuit of pleasure. Sometimes, in order to win the approval of others, we may go so far as to lie, betray, or humiliate someone on social media. Do not bow down before anything that cannot give you life. And if you have ever fallen, get back up. Do not allow anything or anyone to take away the freedom God has given you. #ApostolicJourney #Argentina

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isn't it funny how there's one version of "I'm playing both sides" that leads to you always winning and another version of "I'm playing both sides" that leads to you always losing?

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State of elite liberal culture circa 2026:

[Bernard Stanford ✡︎ @stanfordNYC]

"This American Life" finds it totally unremarkable when a black interviewee says (of blacks and Arab-Americans like El-Sayed) "We need to band against white people, you know, my opinion. Because it's us against them."

This is her pitch to "talk [people] out of their prejudice."

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the original

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idk submarine sex sounds like it would be a lot of pressure

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

The mile low club. For people who have had sex in a submarine

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@lapislagoons omg yes you'd be so good for this

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was truly not prepared for this Google response

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@sighswoon your mind ✨🌟💫🌌

[Matt Kramer ⛰ @kramerposts]

Sex is a medium and the body is the canvas

[sigh ❀ swoon @sighswoon]

Having sex is probably my favorite thing to do

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it is with a heavy heart I announce that another saying must now be updated.

[xx7 @2muchforzblock]

Early Bird Killed In Freak Worm Accident

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I knew something spiritually fucked up was happening when I learned Netflix was creating shows that are deliberately designed for viewers that aren’t paying attention to them

[Inez Stepman ⚪️🔴⚪️ @InezFeltscher]

The blackest pill is realizing that the youngest zoomers/oldest alphas *don’t even have the attention span or focus for what we considered mindless entertainment*. They cannot binge-watch Netflix or spend the whole night gaming. That requires more concentration than many are capable of.

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@earth2lilah she’s a Noticer

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I always keep some stale water out so that if my enemies come over I can serve it to them

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what it feels like to see a good tweet

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the plan? be so depressed going into Seasonal Depression Season that you hit rock bottom with so much velocity you bounce all the way back up, soaring above the gray cloud layer into sunshine and rainbows

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my political platform is every woman gets to act out a little and be called trouble by a man who's clearly enjoying it

[Eri ♡ @musestoomuch]

every woman secretly wants to be called trouble by a man who's clearly enjoying it