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[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

if i had a girlfriend i would let her pick toad when we play mario kart even though I would really prefer to pick him myself

[al @lanzgav]

Stop kissing your babies pls!!!! Love from all health care professionals xx

[🤧 @Scarlet4UrMa]

why do scholarly articles always have to contain such complicated language bitch some of us are dumb as hell

[James @CaucasianJames]

when i get the hiccups bro...nothing else matters. it’s just me and my hiccups. trying to work it out

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

saying “running errands”
- dumb
- normie
- ok boomer

saying “doing side quests"
- wicked
- tight as fuck
- sounds like ur a lvl. 50 paladin or something and that’s wicked and tight as fuck

[Chase @chaselyons]

dudes with dark yellow piss always got the most to say, don’t u got a headache bro

[ciz @cizzawizard]

@oGraceee @calimadu @yuupariana HAhahahahah i cannot wait for this

[backwoods barbie @_cathhhh]

Is there anything better than dying to get home and your bus driver is rallying the bus like he’s stolen it 🤩🤩🤩 truly blessed

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

“the exam is tomorrow so i HAVE to study tonight”

clock: 11:45pm

me: “if i don’t got it by now there’s no point”

[Shirley Temple @Noah_tam]

When u hear the first Michael Buble song of the year

[samu @samuelzhr]

Me, walking thru the crowd at a festival:

[ciz @cizzawizard]

@SubwayROI hey subway, don’t advertise a “veggie supreme” and then use the sauce from the meatball marinara. Absolutely disgusted!

[James @CaucasianJames]

u don’t have to chug the beer man. drink it as fast as u would like. i’ll be ur friend either way