CJ

just a teenage girl in her 20s

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

"scientists don't want you know" is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

Ahh my favorite part of democracy, the majority voting for something and it still not being implemented

[tom wilson glazer @tomwilsonglazer]

the capitals that i grew up watching barely exists anymore

[CJ @cj_1763]

No one ask me how I’m doing

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

You gave 17 years to this franchise, but your impact will last forever. Thank you for representing with a professionalism and pride that extended well beyond the rink. We’ll be rooting for you in Anaheim.

Go, Johnny, Go!

#ALLCAPS

[Lee Brown @leebrown2]

Goosebumps! People often ask, is Shakespeare still relevant? Here is a great example, from the Steven Colbert Show, in which Sir Ian McKellen delivers an extraordinary speech. Shakespeare’s words are timeless, urgent and important.

#Shakespeare #ianmckellen #stevencolbert

[gi 🫍 @karlsasson]

if you’re picking hockey teams based on joy and whimsy you really should be a washington capitals fan because i never quite understand what’s going on in that locker room but they sure do appear to be having a good time

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

christmas eve? oh, you mean the night before the fellowship left rivendell?

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

HOW TO PROPERLY GREET YOUR TENDIE AFTER A 39-SAVE SHUTTY

[trash jones @jzux]

hello companies. if you do this, I will respect you more and will make a deliberate effort to support you in the future!

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

The idea vaccines cause autism was invented by Andrew Wakefield in 1998 and was so thoroughly debunked he lost his license for gross malpractice

And here we are 27 years later RFK Jr dredging up the same nonsense

Such a tiresome waste of time

[travis tuthill @capstrav1s]

we’re losing recipes because what do you mean “why is ovechkin doing all of that for just scoring a goal”

You would’ve thought 2007-2010 ovechkin was the literal devil

[sara @hauntdjedi]

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

There are books I couldn’t finish years ago that now feel like they were written for the version of me I’ve now become. And that’s the quiet magic of timing.

[$ @aliyahvallen]

yes and i think more politicians should be younger & ethnically diverse. america is exactly in the state it’s in bc of OLD WHITE politicians

[CJ @cj_1763]

Now that Taylor has 12 albums released can we start doing top 4 albums?
Sincerely, a girl who cannot shake her 4 way tie for fav

[noah @capsboybebop]

i’m sorry but your team could never even hope to reach the level of vibes they have going on here