CJ

[CJ @cj_birchard]

@Yellowstone_BoC @blurayangel You’re the only other Chad-Michael I’ve ever come across

[CJ @cj_birchard]

A solid watermelon can resolve most conflicts

[CJ @cj_birchard]

@LegacyOfRei @WNBA @Kelseyplum10 @GooglePixel_US My guy… I rarely respond to randoms, but you and your tattoos are too fucking ugly to be talking this disrespectfully. Take yourself and your trashy Mr. Tumnus-looking beard back to the Walmart you apparently chill at

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Max Fleischer's trippy version of "Snow White" from 1933 remains a fascinating and bizarre piece of animation history. In this short Betty Boop cartoon, Fleischer and his team condensed and twisted the classic Snow White tale, taking viewers on a surreal journey that defies expectations.

One of the standout moments in the cartoon is the inclusion of Cab Calloway, a renowned jazz singer of the time. In the middle of the animated film, Calloway appears and performs the hauntingly beautiful "St. James Infirmary Blues." The scene is a rare live-action segment, originally from another cartoon of the era titled "Minnie the Moocher," which was another iconic song associated with Calloway.

Interestingly, the footage and music used in the beginning of "Minnie the Moocher" are clearly the same recording as the song "St. James Infirmary Blues" featured in the Betty Boop cartoon. In a clever editing move, the two pieces of audio are seamlessly joined together, creating a seamless transition between the two cartoons.

Calloway's appearance in the cartoon is truly mesmerizing. He begins by singing the tune as Koko the Clown, a character created by Fleischer, and then undergoes a transformation into a ghostly figure. The animation beautifully captures Calloway's distinctive enunciation and signature dance moves, accompanied by a barrage of wild and imaginative visuals.

In addition to the captivating animation, the cartoon also incorporates scenes from the 1980 film "The Blues Brothers," in which Cab Calloway once again performs "Minnie the Moocher." This inclusion adds an extra layer of intertextuality, as viewers are introduced to Calloway through this iconic performance.

"Betty Boop in Snow White" is a testament to Max Fleischer's creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of animation. The cartoon showcases his unique vision and knack for blending different artistic mediums, resulting in a truly trippy and memorable viewing experience.

Directed by Dave Fleischer and animated by Roland C. Crandall, the cartoon exemplifies the Fleischer Studio's distinctive style, characterized by fluid animation, vibrant colors, and a surreal atmosphere. Their innovative techniques and bold storytelling continue to inspire animators and artists to this day.

Despite being a departure from the traditional Snow White narrative, Max Fleischer's version remains a remarkable piece of animation history. It stands as a testament to the power of imagination and creativity in bringing beloved stories to life in new and unexpected ways.

[CJ @cj_birchard]

@economoocow Noooo Katherine, you were one of the last people I actually knew on here :’( don’t let a limp dick (@elonmusk (bitch-ass)) or a pill for it be the reason

[CJ @cj_birchard]

@oliviuuuuhh Same, but switched. Mine won’t call me for 6 months after I call about something sad that happened in my life lmao

[CJ @cj_birchard]

@fairweatherfann

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

if i see a group of bugs i always just assume they all know each other

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.

[CJ @cj_birchard]

@elonmusk Then ACTUALLY do something about it. You could’ve done this for less than you bought Twitter for. Alllll talk, you baby-back-bitch

[CJ @cj_birchard]

@elonmusk The ceasing of the CEO of a “free speech” platform hanging out with right-wing billionaires in control of most of our media might fix a few bugs, Weenie

[James @CaucasianJames]

sometimes i wish i was 5 again just walking around dumb as shit

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

You want to fix policing? Remove their immunity so that they can be sued, and if you win, damages come out of the department's pension fund instead of from taxpayers.

They'll clean house on their own. Quickly.

[CJ @cj_birchard]

@brentdirtyHawk @ShowtimeTate @Drose8400 @Lions He would have been literally rooting for both teams since a Lions win meant Seattle gets in the playoffs…

[CJ @cj_birchard]

@jasonwhitlock I barely knew who you were until a few days ago and already have zero respect for you and your career you un-empathetic bum

[CJ @cj_birchard]

@SoloQBarbarian @KimLeevers @danprimack @YaThinkN @elonmusk Bro your Twitter is pathetic lmao

[CJ @cj_birchard]

@bradbatt It’s horrifying that a man this mentally under-developed can be a police officer.

[CJ @cj_birchard]

@T7ned @inihelene @DERKBELOWKEY I mean, the idea of religion is only there to calm people’s worries that life will end, ultimately. I don’t believe in an afterlife whatsoever and will probably pray on my death bed lol

[CJ @cj_birchard]

@elonmusk @hodgetwins He is literally retired you fucking inbred

[CJ @cj_birchard]

@GreyKnight8008 @daveharvey222 @elonmusk @micsolana Except it isn’t lmaoo you fucking weenie