Chris Farrell

[Chris Farrell @cj_blackbeard]

No nut November is for all the guys who didn't like No Shave November because they can't grow a beard 🤔 #epiphany #originstory #inclusive

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

Listen, it’s confusing for science nerds; we went from people wanting to copy our answers in school to being told we don’t know anything worth repeating

[Chris Farrell @cj_blackbeard]

@ATVIAssist it'd be awesome if 2XP tokens didn't make you lose connection to every public match I played.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Always wondered where exactly your gaming character keeps all the stuff

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

“Thirty purple turtles murdered in a burger van”. Enjoying listening to Scottish people saying this.

[Chris Farrell @cj_blackbeard]

@NewHotrod45 Your tweets 👌

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🌹 Twitter sucks

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

Well, this has lifted my spirits 😂 https://t.co/XLrOIBQvSP

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Fuck.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Amazing. It turns out that all of Twitter knows everything there is to know about the virus. I don’t know why we have scientists.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

People: don’t be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

[Chris Farrell @cj_blackbeard]

@NewHotrod45 Nah you just need a solid hug bud.

[Chris Farrell @cj_blackbeard]

@hacksaw5225 Highly doubt it.

[Chris Farrell @cj_blackbeard]

@NewHotrod45 Sounds like adulting 😭

[Chris Farrell @cj_blackbeard]

@NewHotrod45 Let's go do something then man 😂

[Chris Farrell @cj_blackbeard]

Light bill people ain't gunna listen to it, rent people ain't gunna listen to it. So I ain't gunna listen to it. Don't be calling me bout negative ass shit. Lose my number @2chainz #LMAO

[Chris Farrell @cj_blackbeard]

Post-op 4 days: full recovery. Replaced valve cover, oil pressure sensor (again), new plugs/wires, and changed the oil/filter. Thanks for supervising… https://t.co/iMg1yYanka

[Chris Farrell @cj_blackbeard]

Alright, Wags it is! https://t.co/rqY46TPXU5

[Chris Farrell @cj_blackbeard]

Damn, tough news legit non-stop anymore. #dontyoudare2019

[Victor Oladipo @VicOladipo]

Clarity is like a breath of fresh air! That moment when your like ahhhh I knew I wasn’t crazy. #ImTellinYou