CJ Pande

एकोह्म दिव्तियोनास्ति ना भूतो ना भविष्यति ।🕉🚩

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

Retweet this&tell everyone to do ths same,if you are a Hindu.🙏 https://t.co/VMqQ5t5FrS

[susmita chakraborty @sush091979]

Just listen to him… Simply brilliant !!
He explains why Hinduism is not taught to Indian children.

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@chekla And I thought you were doing bhangra.😂😝.

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@mechiemata Yes.👍

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@Veenabhakta यथा राजा तथा प्रजा ।ગુજરાતી માં કહેવાય છે ગાંડાના ગામ ના હોય ,પણ હવે તો દેશની અડધી વસ્તી
ગાંડી થઈ છે.😥

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@bithika11 Starting with daytime court hours only &no kangaroo courts at midnight.

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@sinezero Navratri is upon us. Phalguni's Mike is on.

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@Raul_henglep Woh method actor hain. Shot me mistake ho to retake ke liye raji hain.

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@Raul_henglep रेखा ओ रेखा,जबसे तुम्हें देखा
खाना पीना जीना दुश्वार हो गया
मैं आदमी था काम का बेकार हो गया ।

First time seeing her in all black,so wasn't sure. Galti se mistake.

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@SirJambavan Barely 2 yrs of Yogiji as CM & the lawless land of UP is enjoying law &order.

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@Raul_henglep Don't make faces at me. Jawab ka sawal doh.

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@seriousfunnyguy Consolation prize me ye gana https://t.co/sJRcACR0EI
🎥 Billy Joel - Stiletto (Audio) - YouTube

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@LogicalGabbar ये बदमास जिन्ना सेल्फीके लिए सब कुछ करने को तैयार !😲😂😝

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@JyotiSNK @rajinana ओह सोरी ।Aap rukiye main placard lekar abhi aya.😄😄

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@JyotiSNK @rajinana No need to protest.I don't claim to be limricker. हम छंद में बंधकर नहीं लिखते , इसलिए हमें सब स्वछंद कवी कहते हैं ।😂

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@arpitbhargava2 No big deal!.She just got herself a sugar daddy.

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@bithika11 Oh he is no match for the geniuses of the left 'intellectuals'.He is merely an astrophysicist.😂

[CJ Pande @cj_pande]

@kansaratva This is nothing.Last time I was in Manhattan Neil deGrasse Tyson was moonlighting as a taxi driver.
We had a scholarly convo on the way to JFK.😂😂😂😂😂