CJ Schmid

I hit tiny white balls in the air ⛳️ UNLV PGM President 🔴⚫️ Future Perennial Dad of the Year

[CJ Schmid @cj_schmid]

I can’t 😂😂😂😂

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[Joel Beall @JoelMBeall]

Fairleigh Dickinson sounds like a kid I lost by nine strokes to in an AJGA event

[AFC Richmond @AFCRichmond]

Jamie’s eyebrow.
Ted’s khakis.
Roy’s red cards.

The realism in #FIFA23 is unmatched.

[Sam Street @samstreetwrites]

11/10 limbs from Everton fans after Calvert-Lewin's goal

[Mychal Thompson @champagnennuts]

His name is FREEMAN…but at $162 MILLION…he aint PLAYIN for FREE,man

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

the NFL has zero chill right now

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

WE’RE READY! ARE YOU!?

[CJ Schmid @cj_schmid]

@JoseFranco_ I heard the actual dog from @dogecoin was a contributor to this article

[CJ Schmid @cj_schmid]

@katienolan The biggest and best flex

[charles (“you look good” - andy reid) mcdonald @FourVerts]

rams bengals feels like a year 8 of your madden franchise super bowl

[CJ Schmid @cj_schmid]

@elmo The Rocco - Elmo feud is what’s guiding me through 2022

[Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) @LouStagner]

The typical PGA Tour player averages 3.4 more birdies per round versus a 20-handicap.

Tour players are easily ~30+ shots better than a 20-handicap, yet they only average 3.4 more birds per round.

You want to score better?
▶️Reduce bogeys, doubles, and others

[Tyrrell Hatton @TyrrellHatton]

I agree with absolutely everything he said…

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

I believe in believe.

[Jesse Merrick - Silver & Black Sports Network @JesseSBSN]

#UNLVfb snags their first win in 707 days, beating New Mexico 31-17

[Sosa Kremenjas @QBsMVP]

how did they let this happen

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

it's pretty funny that the Rams had the No. 1 pick in the draft, used it on Jared Goff, and were just like "okay WOW that's the last time we ever try doing THAT"

[Interpretive🍉Dan @StanChips]

Coach Beard reading The Independent article that next morning after four episodes of watching Nate's bullshit #TedLasso

[Jake Weaver @MidwestGolfJake]

If you don't understand how to play ready golf, you should not be allowed to vote.

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

The next 20-footer I have I'm going to lay 5 clubs down till they reach the hole, and stare at the other 3 players in my group till they give it to me.

[Amanda Rose @AmandaGolf59]

I would voluntarily sleep in a waste bunker at Whistling Straits for a month to see a Brooks/Bryson pairing at the Ryder Cup