CJ Thumper

Thumper: Why r they acting that way? Friend Owl: Why, don't u know? They're twitterpated!

[CJ Thumper @cj_thumper]

@JenniferJolly Can you invite me over for the next unveiling? :) Looks like big fun.

[Eireann Dolan @EireannDolan]

BRAG TWEET: I'm very very proud to have written this latest A's commercial please watch it okay brag over thanks https://t.co/BmZ7RDRtj9

[CJ Thumper @cj_thumper]

@hamsterwatch And if they get tired of talking about it, they can just pitch their mic in the hot tub. I've heard that works pretty good.

[CJ Thumper @cj_thumper]

@hamsterwatch When she makes a spelling mistake on the computer, she uses white-out to fix it. #eejit

[CJ Thumper @cj_thumper]

@BBTooms Ummmm......ok, dude, whatever.

[Sean Swaby @seanswaby]

Olympians: They’re just like the rest of us. https://t.co/H50sHv4zgz

[KRON4 News @kron4news]

#BREAKING: Jury reaches guilty verdict in deadly PG&E San Bruno pipeline blast trial. https://t.co/tlWaBv5mqg

[KTVU @KTVU]

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- California's largest utility found guilty of obstructing investigators after deadly pipeline blast.

[CJ Thumper @cj_thumper]

@Carly_Schaber (((HUG)))

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Watch as a squirrel steals a GoPro and makes his own nature film https://t.co/RCr62IVHJJ

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

It's A Walk-Off! 🚶🚶🚶 https://t.co/BUhUtwlv9V

[CJ Thumper @cj_thumper]

@hamsterwatch Gross. I feel icky all over. :P

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

WHO LET THE OWLS OUT?? DON’T SING THE CHORUS YOU’LL MAKE IT WORSE

[CJ Thumper @cj_thumper]

@Chrissssssw Congrats to your grandparents. May they have many more together.

[CJ Thumper @cj_thumper]

@JoyAnnReid @CNN Dammit, I was craving some Carl's Jr and now it would just give me the heartburn.

[CJ Thumper @cj_thumper]

@CBSSF These pictures are misleading...this is not the Gading Road shooting location. Maybe the other one?

[SFGATE @SFGate]

SF street cleaner 'Grandma' an Internet sensation https://t.co/IEm7Z3T4v8

[CJ Thumper @cj_thumper]

I want a Spanish hat and Bolivian shoes. #Olympics

[CJ Thumper @cj_thumper]

awesome https://t.co/6CEwGxL7Cr

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Watch the U.S. Olympic swim team do their own epic carpool karaoke @USASwimming https://t.co/MDBincrbPL