CJ🐮

i just work here

[CJ🐮 @cjabbe14]

“No balls you won’t” has gotten me into entirely way too many situations

[CJ🐮 @cjabbe14]

@CailynMarie15 Miss you sm! 🫶🏼

[CJ🐮 @cjabbe14]

@CailynMarie15 ITLL MAKE ME HAPPY 😍

[CJ🐮 @cjabbe14]

If one more person who’s owned their home for 20+ years asks me “why don’t you just buy a house?”… yeah dude my bad didn’t think of that one I’ll get right on it

[henry joce @henry_joce]

I think going to a rage room would be very beneficial to me

[Kell Bell @CahillKellie]

Y’all ever wanna hug a man but also choke him at the same time

[Pretty Punchy ⚡️ @RowdyNugget]

I love the smell of a mf burning their last bridge with me 😂

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

i apologize if i ever was a toxic person in ur life, i’m maturing everyday, correcting my wrongs and slowly but surely becoming a better version of me.

[Sarah Grace @sarah__graceee]

At my wedding, ain’t a single one of the boys are allowed to get the microphone. Cause they’re gonna be like, “Remember that one time?” Yeah, that’s enough buddy sit back down💀

[CJ🐮 @cjabbe14]

One of the worst feelings is having to let go of a childhood horse… #RIP

[JB🌵 @driftinjb]

I find comfort in the fact that you no longer know me

[mackenzie seidle @MackenzieSeidle]

Sled guys are the male equivalent of horse girls and you can’t convince me otherwise

[laurence montpellier @laurencelpg]

Ian Tyson just crossed the great divide. Hope he rest in peace, always loved his music

[CJ🐮 @cjabbe14]

What my boyfriend said:
“The control module in your car needs to be replaced.”
What I heard:
“You need to buy a new pickup.”

[CJ🐮 @cjabbe14]

Thought it was going to be a bad day until I saw a bottle of Malibu and a tri tip sitting on my desk. Best bosses ever.

[𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔞 @milanotmeeluh]

i can’t believe how much i used to love going out. Now i don’t want anyone to talk to me and if i’m not in bed by 9pm i’m angry

[Dylldo @DSilly_]

“Shit’ll buff”ing my way through seasonal depression