Uncle Gerald

dial 9-1-2 on me

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

HAPPY EASTER ERRYONE

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@dyldyldyl420 Let’s hit the cages!

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Merry Jizzmas!

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Dick the Halls!

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Sharted my drawers at the company potluck for the fourth year in a row 🙂

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@salenerrrr Craving trout roe

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When you vote early it counts as a half vote then you get to vote again for another half president it’s so fun

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I’m in love with Oprah!

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How many Diet Coke drinkers does it take to finish one glass of water

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@go_birds1 @OldRowViral @stuffman3 Is that @chuckcakesxxx !!!!?????

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Keeping warm on the Turkey Trot 5k by putting hot gravy in my underwear!

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@robdelaney Mine stink like curdled milk!

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My wife won’t even look at me until I do my LesMills™️ workout

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@go_birds1 @ApplebeesPatron @BlooperBraves @stuffman3 Sweat hog!

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Woke up today feeling like this

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@NBCSPhilly Is that you @conner_omalley ?

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Atlanta Braves getting flashbacks to Citizens Bank Park during #RedOctober https://t.co/OwHvDrl5eP

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Boss: “Did you just jack off in the employee bathroom?”

Me:

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@go_birds1 Looking #hung

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#MondayNightFootball is really doing a disservice to Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band #nightmoves