CJO

Live & Maintain

[CJO @cjackson07]

😂😂 Pathetic.

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

[Littles @Littles1126]

#MichaelMovie

Me: one ticket please
AMC: for what movie?
Me:

[chase blaise @CHASEBLAlSE]

Don’t be that person buying tickets for every event/concert this summer when you know you need a root canal

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Having a fully functioning body is such an underrated privilege. Legs that work, eyes that can see, hands that can move.. it’s all a blessing. Take care of it.

[We move. @_AllUpOnThat]

The first man to call another man “boss” and it wasn’t his boss doesn’t know the impact he left on society

[꙳•✡︎ @CELLPHONECRYING]

how people expect you to dress as soon as you turn 30

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and flip their shit.

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

If it can be fixed, why are you complaining?

If it cannot be fixed, why are you complaining?

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

ngl, not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience to me

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Spending 365 days without seeing yourself in hospital, prison or cemetery is something to thank God for.

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

Going a whole year without visiting the hospital is real wealth after all, health is wealth.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Critical thinking

[CJO @cjackson07]

“Adversity introduces a man to himself”

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

common

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

No one could talk to me for the rest of the night after that.

[Wale @Wale]

Every era Michael Jackson all over the TL is the best thing that's happened on Twitter in a min. Im so glad the younger generation get to see this. There's only one GOAT .

[Sadiq @scoffy2606]

After waiting for three hours in the interview lobby with five other people, I was the first to go into the interview room.

“Do you like meeting new people?” He asked, and I said yes.

He said "Tell me the name of other candidates at the lobby" I opened mouth!

End of interview.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

why do ads never buffer but the actual video does?