CJ

''If you want to talk to me – and let's face it, most people do – don't call me Deedee.''

[CJ @cjaidyl]

Happy Halloween. 🎃
I will tweet this pumpkin every year for the rest of my life to get the proper mileage out of it.

[CJ @cjaidyl]

Happy Katie Firestone's Expired Mayonnaise Day! 🎉

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

BREAKING NEWS: Clue (1985) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

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@toburr tweeting about HK to give me painful flashbacks

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RIP Martin Mull 💔
https://t.co/tzSU8KcjBU

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@BOSTrophyWife I had a package stolen out of my mailbox this week. That's such a bad feeling and especially sad when it's a gift :(

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@TheDarbyLynn 1989 was a good year for this style of credits
https://t.co/kQlnZb7B3r

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@heyellies Happy birthday!!
Please answer my snap and all my text messages

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@JustinInBrief well, well, well
(said Baby Jessica while having a nightmare)

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@hyperion_angel given everyone you know, this could make a complicated love dodecahedron

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@BOSTrophyWife Great performance!
In retrospect, it would have been amusing if you kicked over the sign right at "gay and reckless" (although clearly you embodied the spirit of it perfectly)

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Happy Katie Firestone Mayo Expiration Day to all who celebrate! 🥪

[Out Of Context Poog @OOCPoog]

“When I’m looking for something to kill a bug with, suddenly every bottle is concave in the bottom” - Jac

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@toburr Do you live near a Wegmans?

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For men, they like to eat meat. Us women? We order salads.

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@toburr Drat, I should have tried to take toburr when I set mine the day before

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@BOSTrophyWife @official_enya You keep posting music I was thinking or talking about in the past 24 hours: first the Françaix and now this Dvořák. My biggest (and possibly only) flex as a musician is I played a masterclass for Margo Garrett once. She was extremely nice and supportive.

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@BOSTrophyWife @official_joeh That waltz from Masquerade is really great

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@conradtao Scenario mode RCT: one of my favorite games of all time
Sandbox mode: zero interest