Jared Mortenson

FrontEnd Dev #ReactJS w/ MEd in Instructional Design. I wanna share and help those learning code, and keep learning myself. Feel free to DM me.

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

If you give a man a fish he'll have food for a meal and ask for another later.

If you teach a man to fish he'll eat for a lifetime.

If he is motivated he'll transfer those skills of discipline, patience and problem solving to other parts of his life and succeed there too.

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

@Segway ,
your customer service is terrible
chatbot is worse than googling
will never transfer to an agent
you never respond to emails
I DM'd you here with no response
Haven't had time to call but you think in 2 weeks you may have responded somewhere.

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

@Segway I have a problem with a model of yours, emailed your technical support twice with no response in a week. Not even an automated response.
What's a guy gotta do to get some technical support?

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

@wesbos Google maps web scraper for a friends data entry job.
Apple script to switch VPNs and vote for a friend’s business 20 times a day.
Google AppScripts for leasing reminder emails; daily special messages text to my wife, happy birthday texts
Etc.
This is my fav type of work.

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

@Madisonkanna I say 1 or 3 and if it’s bigger then I him and haw and then say 5 or break it up into more tickets. All arbitrary though.
I know “trajectory” and burn down or whatever are things people care about but product/project managers aren’t on the same page as devs. So it’s meaningless.

[Cory Greenleaf @CheeseLemur]

@jdeerhake @SickosCommittee Sorry, I'm new to football. Is this what they refer to as "sacking" the quarterback?

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

@AthenaGrowth @PicturesFoIder Ditto with the drains. Just talked to my wife about that memory.

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

@PicturesFoIder IT

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

@433 @Bundesliga_EN Reminds me of Scott Sterling, the legend:

https://t.co/1TGSyGmHtL

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

Chain reaction Rube Goldberg Submission for Indy, Beckham and Remi #CampCrunchLabsContest @CrunchLabs

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

Art Submission for Indy, Beckham and Remi #CampCrunchLabsContest @CrunchLabs

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

@WatchChad @prageru Service Month or Mental Health Month.
Either quit for using on yourself and help someone else. Or if you feel like a victim then go better yourself and find some help.

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

Water Tension and Paper clip fun! #CampCrunchLabsContest @CrunchLabs

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

Hey, I'm trying to create an Electron JS app that generates a database (I've done this) and I'm trying to see if I can use Apollo and graphql with this database.
Any ideas? I haven't been able to find much.
#reactjs #electronjs #graphql #apollojs

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

@TechAmazing @gigadgets_ Then someone makes a hack as they run by and your baby starts following them. Then like the pied piper he takes off with 50 babies…

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

@JorgeSamosa @interestingaf The carbon comes from the air. Plants don’t take that much from the ground to grow, that’s why these giant pumpkin type things have so many vines and leaves.

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

@photonoty_codes When I was first learning I was coding everything I could all the time. Projects, side projects, personal website, ideas.
Now I am 5 years in and I don’t really code stuff outside of work. If I do it’s small and fun to solve a personal thing.

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

@s_adamiak Have a need for it (vested interest).
Learn what you need to accomplish the task.
Fail at making it.
Iterate.
Show it to people.
Iterate.
Repeat.

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

@wesbos @syntaxfm Config.js
Dev Config
Mise en place
Stack Attack - my fav

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

@katherinecodes Learning. If I mastered learning in many ways, speed reading, total recall, etc, I’d master anything else easily.

[Jared Mortenson @cjaredm]

@cobredev What's the issue?