Chris Armstrong

I can make a two-bite brownie last three bites.

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

@EJHayes best thing about Belichick from a non-NE fan: https://t.co/xFfkV0N99d

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

@espn the quickest way to get me to quit your app is to play an ad that I can’t dismiss RIGHT AFTER watching the 1 video I wanted to watch. Can’t go back home, scores, etc. I just rage quit the app now.

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

@EJHayes Wentz or Foles?

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

@nflmemes @EJHayes how much did Philly have to pay this guy? Or did everyone chip in? 😆

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

@EJHayes @nflmemes Pam is the one going to the playoffs, the others are fighting for draft picks! 😂

I’m only laughing so I don’t cry.

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

@daltonparsons You’re welcome. Love you.

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

@daltonparsons found your best shower

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

#throwbackthursday to when you could actually be in contact with other people outside your home. Miss you fellas. https://t.co/USPLPqgMtq

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

I’m not a huge fan of Vegas, but it really is nice if you can escape the casinos. https://t.co/MOpPBb6IRP

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

Never (always?) change America
https://t.co/VuMi94ADoZ

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

New view...who dis? #nyc #toyfair2020 #toyfair #toyfairny @makesolidroots https://t.co/D3VGXsbcyl

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

It only happens 3x a year, so it’s definitely worth celebrating. Happy Presidents’ Day! https://t.co/jE2hYalo1k

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

@EJHayes I think Monken is burning bridges. I’m kinda hoping for Dunn, but Monken would crazy fun.

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

@EJHayes Yup. About right. Nice to see Brady there though.

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

@ZachBowders Good luck with your pod! Your album art is legit.

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

@EJHayes @gwsauls are the 🇨🇦 recruiting or celebrating? Does Gleason’s departure hurt Illingsworth’s commitment? Is Monken available? Will Dunn ever get his shot?

[Chris Armstrong @cjarmstrong]

@EJHayes @nflmemes It’s over…finally.

[Dave Adamson @aussiedave]

What happens when kid try to tell the Christmas story.

https://t.co/I1iH0m9oZR