Craigeo

[Headshok1962 @Headshok1962]

Damn

[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

With friends like this...

[Alexandre Adame ⚜️🇨🇦 🇩🇴 @viejaescuela4]

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Whoops 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Craigeo @cjarries]

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[Edgar Rey Cuervo @ReyCuervo1]

Y en su gustada sección resolviendo misterios

[Craigeo @cjarries]

@InsideLucysHead 😂

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There was a very, very unlucky man with a single testicle...

One day, he went on a plane. Unfortunately, a malfunction occurred. The flight crew announced that the plane was going down and one of the passengers had to be thrown out to reduce weight.

To determine the victim, passengers drew lots, and the unlucky man was chosen. He refused furiously, saying "No, I lived a miserable life because of my bad luck and I refuse to let it dictate the end of my days!"

Passengers drew lots for the second time, he was chosen again. He refused for the second time, with less determination.

When the lots were drawn for the third time, his name was chosen once more. He refused again.

Finally, when his name appeared again after the fourth ballot, he said:

"OK, I agree to jump off the plane on one condition. You have to guess this correctly: What is the total number of testicles of me and the man in front of me?"

Passengers looked at each other with slight surprise and a grin on their faces and said "Four, of course!".

The man laughed at them saying "No! You're wrong, as you see!" while revealing his proud, single testicle to them.

Then the other man pulled down his pants.

He had three testicles...

[Skywatch Signal @UAPWatchers]

🚨The Most Convincing UFO Sighting Ever Heard on ATC Audio

On April 23, 2007, veteran pilot Ray Bowyer reported witnessing a mysterious, cigar-shaped UFO while flying near the Channel Islands. Initially mistaking it for light reflecting off greenhouses, Bowyer soon realized it was a stationary object—much larger than a commercial airliner—possibly up to a mile wide.
He described it as a sharply defined, bright yellow-gold object with shimmering black bands, later comparing it to "five or six battleships" in size. He also saw a second similar object flying in formation. The sighting lasted around nine minutes and was clearly visible without discomfort. Air traffic control confirmed only a faint radar contact, likely weather-related.
After landing, Bowyer filed an official "near-miss" report with the Civil Aviation Authority. Despite media interest and corroboration from another pilot, the UK Ministry of Defence declined to investigate, citing the event’s location in French airspace.

Source:
https://t.co/dnF4MjClN2

#ufotwitter #uapX #flightfollower #ATC #disclosure

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

I was in hospital wearing
oxygen mask over my mouth. "

Nurse, I mumbled, Are my testicles black?

Nurse - raises my gown, holds my penis in one hand, testicles in the other... she takes a close look.

Then says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir.

I pulled off the oxygen mask, smiled at her and said very slowly, "Thanks for that, but listen very carefully, "are my test results back?"

[Mr Blonde @Kearney3Mr]

lolz

[TheManWhoFellToEarth @ReturnofColin2]

Good morning all 🤗

Happy Thursday ♥️

[🍀Louie Kerr 🇮🇪💚 @LouieKerr8]

😎😂