My first tweet was in 2009. I said I was thinking about boiling a hotdog. If this tweet is the bookend, I've since decided only to grill or air fry hotdogs. This is a journey for me, and will continue despite whether this platform is around to capture it.
This weekend I dug something out of the garage, spray painted it and am putting it back in the house. And if anyone comes to the house and asks about it with even a hint of sarcasm, they can get the hell out. Also we haven't had company in a while.