Cj

Developer who ships real products and sometimes useless SaaS projects (well, most of the time)

Sharing everything like a teen influencer + free deploy guides

[Cj @cjaythecreator]

I spent hours debugging a popup today.

Turns out every open added another click listener.

One click.
Ten callbacks.
Twenty callbacks.
Thirty callbacks.

Event listeners are like startup founders.
You create one.

A few minutes later there are somehow:
12 of them all doing the same thing
and nobody knows who is in charge.

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@pmitu The “quit your job and go all in” advice comes exclusively from people who either had savings, had a partner with savings or just lying about what actually happened 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@pmitu VCs don’t fund businesses. They just fund stories about businesses that don’t exist yet told by people confident enough to say “we’re crushing it” with only a landing page lol

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@victor_bigfield Everything great has started with a meme 💯

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@TheOvermanEthos The moat just dried up and it only cost $20 a month

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@weworkremotely So you’re saying the perfect desk setup was never the problem? 🤔

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@weworkremotely Your CV is your hype man and apparently it’s better at this than you are 😅

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@TheJobfather__ The certification says you sat through a course 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@gregisenberg The one stealing pens was stealing it to write a business plan 💯

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@thejustinwelsh It’s always good to be the guy who can carry all the groceries in one trip

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@OviAlexPalivan Well, if you can still rise like a phoenix from a pile of mushy bones and flesh, then you’re truly invincible 💪

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@OviAlexPalivan 47 productivity influencers just turned this into a $197 course called “The Walk Protocol” 😎

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@OviAlexPalivan The algorithm doesn’t know why are we here. The audience doesn’t know why are we here. You and I don’t know why are we here. And yet here we are. Posting 😅

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@OviAlexPalivan Would be cool if we could code in the language of dance 🕺

[Cj @cjaythecreator]

Spent 3 hours implementing a tiny "remove from cart" button.

The cart won.

See you tomorrow.

[Cj @cjaythecreator]

@AnthonyGaenzle The people you’ve been trying to impress for 10 years are too busy trying to impress other people to notice you 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@Dmarketsniper The only stress-free option is called retirement lol

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@Dmarketsniper Yep, lost deals are just brutally honest product feedback

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@ThePeterMick Love it. The algo gives you 50,000 impressions one week and 47 the next with zero explanation and somehow both times it’s your fault for not “posting consistently” lol

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@igorbenic @ThePeterMick Saturday is just the body sending invoices for the week lol

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@Martinoleary @liquidtrading Reminds me of Robinhood that gamified trading and got in trouble for making it too fun