Connor

[Connor @cjbeecham93]

@OWS1892 We cum tit village

[🔰Jack Barrett🔰 @jackbarrettmufc]

I dont want Rashford back in general, let alone in the first team squad.

I wouldnt be giving him a number fullstop.

He doesnt deserve to play for Manchester United again.

United should be doing everything they can to get him out of the club. #RashfordOut

[Sean @shornKOOMINS]

Irrationally irritated by all this 'Cuti' Romero and 'Dibu' Martinez stuff

[👍🏼 @mbrma7ii]

I feel so happy knowing that millions of Argentinians will go to sleep hungry tonight while losing the World Cup final on top of it.

[Sick Note @SickNote2026]

Me bird's stripped the bed and then gone out on her works do. What the fuck am I meant to do now? Sleep on the couch?

[Connor @cjbeecham93]

@aldin_susic @EdwardPickeri20 @LFCLaurie Watch it at home then you boring cunt

[Connor @cjbeecham93]

@WinterBornn @grok To hide the ricen

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

One final alarm tomorrow, then sweet, uninterrupted lie-ins await. 👍

[The British Patriot @TheBritLad]

🚨BREAKING: Gary Neville’s restaurant collapses leaving £519K unpaid HMRC tax bill.

A common insolvency loophole means the TAXPAYER foots the bill for the unpaid taxes.

Mr. Neville’s estimated net worth is between £70-£100million.

[Wide Awake Media @wideawake_media]

Taxation in the UK is COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL.

It's literal Mafia-style extortion from productive members of society, used to fund people hell-bent on destroying the UK (including most of the politicians).

Change my mind.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

One of the biggest upgrades in football history

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Loved every glorious minute of this 🤣😂🤭

When the complete hypocrite Gary Neville was on Have I Got News For You, and was completely ripped to shreds for taking the Qatari’s money to commentate on the World Cup.

He’s a charlatan and a divisive leftie

[Tom @ThomasClay3]

How bad is this btw

Paddy Power boosted @FabrizioRomano to tweet ‘here we go’ between 6:30 & 7:00.

He announced numerous signings and purposely avoided saying it, and then on a 7:03 announcement, ‘here we go’

Hope it was worth it 💰

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Such a baller man, absolutely cooked with this signing

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

#mufc attempting to put a positive spin on £40m Garnacho sale (fourth-highest sale) but Chelsea have got him on the cheap. Garnacho was valued at more than €100m 12 months ago. He’s leaving for £2.5m more than Omari Hutchinson. United remain infamously bad sellers.

[Connor @cjbeecham93]

@saras76 I take my hat off to you Sara, That first line has got to be the greatest one line diss in the whole of recorded human history!