Christopher Bloom

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

Doctor: "Can I go check her pulse?"

ICE: "No! Back off! Now!"

Doctor: "I'm a physician."

ICE: "I don't care."

[Christopher Bloom @cjbloom]

@KelelWareMuse @BleacherReport They should catching a pass.

[Christopher Bloom @cjbloom]

@ChloeVillano Happy holidays to you as well! Chat Wednesday?

[Christopher Bloom @cjbloom]

Why can't I just reply with a heart and good energy? #ElonIsDestroyingTwitter

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

As I’ve said before, no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana.

Today, I’m taking steps to end our failed approach. Allow me to lay them out.

[Christopher Bloom @cjbloom]

@ihapp_1 hey Ian, no matter what happens in the next few days, thanks for your time with the Cubs. I'll be in the left field bleachers tomorrow in SF bud. I'll give you a shout out, would love a ball if you get a chance

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I dont give a fuck if anyone thinks this is virtue signaling or whatever. We need to wake up. We need to call trump the con man and thief that he is.

[. @AzukOfficiaI]

It’s. Not. Called. The. Fucking. China. Virus.

[Christopher Bloom @cjbloom]

@noahtoly I love you♥️ there is too much love in the world to let it destroyed by hate.

[Christopher Bloom @cjbloom]

Stay safe out there. My soul is really hurting right now.

[Christopher Bloom @cjbloom]

Anybody know where to get some clean syringes? Apparently if I mainline Lysol I'll be safe now.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

jfc this absolute idiot

[Christopher Bloom @cjbloom]

@kenjilopezalt If impossible was at beef prices I'd choose it every time.

[Christopher Bloom @cjbloom]

@MrsBloom11 That's good life advice in general!

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

This. Not only proof of evolution, but proof animals are better than us.

Wait for it.

https://t.co/GiD7AwEIPl

[Christopher Bloom @cjbloom]

@jeremycorbyn Its sad that GB and US have the 2 biggest rubes an positions of power. We were the beacons of hope. Don't let democracy die this death. Please vote against these corporate interests and regimes. Vote blue no matter who

[Christopher Bloom @cjbloom]

Gas station BBQ done right! Brisket and cheddar with pickles! @ Harris Ranch Express BBQ https://t.co/HrMtrJpdgx

[Christopher Bloom @cjbloom]

@ray_ban put these on the counter today and they cracked at the worst possible spot!!! Not cool! Help a guy out???