Carrie Braudrick

You only get one ticket... Might as well enjoy the ride.

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

@lisabraudrick OHHHHHH. I had Sister in Law in my head.
Ugh. I figured Walker would. WILEY?!? 😫
It’s just rampant right now.
You’re welcome to stay.
The sterilization of my house starts Saturday. Today is the first day, since Saturday, that I feel human.

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

@lisabraudrick ...and 🙋🏼‍♀️. 🤦🏼‍♀️
And wait. What SIL?!?

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

@mimihill74 I’m 💔

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

@justinconnery32 @EzekielElliott @justinconnery32 Burn. In. Hell. You sad sack.

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

@EzekielElliott I can’t love this more. ♥️
There should be more options than just ♥️.
I’m crushed. 💔

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

@tkag2020_ann @McDonalds @kkkindylll Here is proof of just TWO of the times I knew my daughter wouldn’t believe IT HAPPENED TO ME AGAIN so I had to take a photo and send it to her.
I cannot believe I’m even “worrying” about this with everything that’s going on. Wow.

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

@tkag2020_ann @McDonalds @kkkindylll How many times have I gone to McDonald’s and recieved my food at the window? NEVER. I have to pull up 100% of the time. Now, I’ve grown angry. Maybe even acted a little Karen-ish, but I’ve never made a video and cried. My Lord. #HappensToTheBestOfUs

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

@ShepRose I have 45 minutes left (from a week ago) and was hoping it may start getting good at the end and make up for the BLAH I’ve watched thus far.
I just can’t bring myself to fire it back up and continue.

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

@GCTigerTracker Unfollow.

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

@chrissyteigen That’s something, but what movies have you seen?

[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

I have so many questions https://t.co/9aMPxfkpq7

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

@JacksonRickun @NickStopTalking @hunterbayleec I can’t stop laughing. You have to see this.

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

@chrissyteigen *quits job to become Leonardo DiCaprio impersonator

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

👀

[Gabe Ikard @GabeIkard]

Big fan of the Masters schedule adjustments.
If anybody thrives in a spontaneous threesome, it’s Tiger Woods.

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

Not sure if the camera caught this one. #MyMan #Sweet15 #TheMastersChampion @TigerWoods

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

@mimihill74 Just how? How? I’d be a freaking lunatic if I was a Saints fan...

[Kyler Murray @K1]

I have declared for the NFL Draft.

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

@shortgamepimp Phil’s gonna have to say a lot more PG than, “Gosh darnit golly to heck,” to make it interesting.

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

I always fantasized about @TigerWoods breathing heavy but I didn’t expect Phil to be there. #TheMatch⁠ ⁠#MicdUp #TigerVsPhil⁠ ⁠

[Carrie Braudrick @cjbraudrick]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #KylerMurray! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)