Treed Penguin

A junky of sorts

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Holy shit rice is beating up on AnM

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I think Arkansas should trade schedules with Ohio. I bet we could go 12-0 too

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Fucking cubs. I bet the ravens and hohs won't do much better. All my teams suck lol

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Best part about August?
Footballs coming!!!!!!

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Remember it could be worse. You could have your arm stuck in a cows vagina

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I feel like is a unwritten rule that you have to drink a White Russian while watching the big lebowski

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Am I too old to pretend that a banana is a weapon?

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Wheel chairs are fun!

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Want to go to a party in my pants?

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Today is one of those "yeah, I'm not getting anything done" kind of days.

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Just go with it

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Sometime I sit down to pee at work. Just so I can waste more time on my phone.

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I have officially survived 5 years of waka!!! Each one awesome In its own way #wakarusa

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Um close enough I guess. #mcdonaldsfail

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Pbr goodness

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I dream of a world where it is once again acceptable to eat steak with ones bare hand. #guiltypleasure #manlyman #mancard #pcbs

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So much shit going on. All I want to do I'd ride my bike. #grownupproblems

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What's my age again?

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Today is one of them days where I spent the first hour trying to calculate how much work I have to do to make it look like I did work.

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Words are hard.