Colin Henderson

[Colin Henderson @cjchenderson]

@theJeremyVine Looks like you proceeded across a zebra crossing that still has a pedestrian crossing it just before number five. But that’s okay, because it’s you.

[Colin Henderson @cjchenderson]

@reglasgow_web If that stretch was any slower it wouldn’t be a boulevard, it would be a car park.

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@BladeoftheS No, you would raise £0 and 173 billionaires would leave the country.

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@BBCScotlandNews Imagine going to the Airport and seeing Johnny 5.

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@TheMogsmo @6171tara Do you mean ‘they’re’ ?
😂😂😂

[Colin Henderson @cjchenderson]

@ClimateHuman They allow the daily mail to compare them to isis. They should possibly employ some PR people (like big oil does). They would advise against being compared to isis.

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@GordonBrown Well we could have done something about it if we were FUCKING independent.

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@ronanburtenshaw Public outrage when their junk mails delivered two days late

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@PhantomPower14 Out by a factor of 10 but £210,000 for each citizen of Norway still isn’t bad.

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@GlennBBC @GordonBrown @UKLabour 😂😂😂

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@soulboydaveybee Is that one of the Christmas tree collection points? Awesome. Was wondering where they were.

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@JamesWard73 So in Scotland only allowing the vaccinated to mix in nightclubs is exactly the wrong thing to do? And making the population wear masks in public places is only building an immunity debt? @jasonleitch @NicolaSturgeon

[Cliff @CliffMc84]

I think a stadium ban would’ve been more appropriate

[Steve Moore @moorey71]

If you go into cardiac arrest, without a defibrillator, you have a 7% chance of survival. If a defibrillator is on the patient within 3 mins, the chances of survival is over 70%.
Every school, university, workplace, recreational place should have one. They should be everywhere.

[Colin Henderson @cjchenderson]

@nlcpeople @NLDigitalSchool “In Scotland we call it- the Easter holidays”. @kevinbridges86

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@AnimalJustice6 @robertjwhitney @richardpbacon What about venison? Wild deer have happy lives.

[Julian Clary @JulianClary]

I am a very sensitive, some would say highly-strung homosexual. Seeing this sort of thing on my Pancake Day walk might well tip me over the edge.

[Colin Henderson @cjchenderson]

@standupfarmer Are you and Chuck Norris the same person?

[Crown Jools 👑🦄🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joolsrules78]

How come the comparisons between the 4 nations vaccine rollout have stopped? 🤔

[Colin Henderson @cjchenderson]

@daveshnedders @miffythegamer Lord Orla Chicken Burger of ScotMid (Carluke)