Cohen Copek

TAMU ‘21

[South America @SouthPark]

Following their Emmy win for Outstanding Animated Program, South Park is making a big change. Creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce:

“Inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation.”

The 29th Season of the award-winning series will premiere Wednesday, September 16th, at 10pm ET/PT on Comedy Central.

New episodes will be available to stream on Paramount+ around the world, with next-day availability in the U.S., Canada and Australia.

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

NO QUIT 😤

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I swear, I can kick as good as the Dallas Cowboys kicker.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am asking for everyone at the U.S. Capitol to remain peaceful. No violence! Remember, WE are the Party of Law & Order – respect the Law and our great men and women in Blue. Thank you!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Kathie Griffin, Jorden Peterson & Babylon Bee have been reinstated.

Trump decision has not yet been made.

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

People posting that Twitter is dead, while on a functioning Twitter, only to then have reporters write stories about Twitter being dead, then posting them on Twitter - Is peak Twitter.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

the bird is freed

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

SCHOOLS MUST OPEN IN THE FALL!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Who controls the memes,
controls the Universe

[Cohen Copek @cjcopek]

Cohen referred you so you get a free stock. Claim this stock now without investing money first: https://t.co/TO4pgmsYvT

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The United States of America will be designating ANTIFA as a Terrorist Organization.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Take the red pill 🌹

[Cohen Copek @cjcopek]

The higher education establishment will fall. Reform is needed now.

[Cohen Copek @cjcopek]

So what are the long term effects of this epidemic? The coronavirus has exposed how many colleges are ripping off millions of Americans. Students are currently taking out hundreds of thousands of dollars in loans just to learn the same skills in the comfort of their homes.

[Cohen Copek @cjcopek]

Even though students aren’t gathering for classes, most colleges aren’t discounting a single cent from students’ tuitions.

My prediction: Many universities are gone for good. There just simply won’t be enough federal bailout money to save every university.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

@realDonaldTrump Phenomenal President. Quite possibly the USA 🐐. Most certainly one of them anyway, as he sits atop the shoulders of many amazing giants that came before him. No easy feet.
Early stages of term also.
Incredible.
Congrats and Happy Martin Luther King Jr. day America 🇺🇸❤️🇮🇪

[Cohen Copek @cjcopek]

How We Are Going to the Moon - 4K https://t.co/fcxdmjXWFR via @YouTube

[Cohen Copek @cjcopek]

#midnightyell #putusonthejimbotron

[Scott Paterno, Shabbos Goy @ScottPaterno]

He was a giant among dwarves.