CJ David

He/him. Big 'ole nerd. 🏳️‍🌈

[CJ David @cjdavid13]

Me: I signed up online how does this work?
Monitor: *explains*
Me: *turns around to see everyone smirking at me like I'm a freshman*

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

👀 BREAKING: This ad, when tested, moves under-30-men by 2+ points away from Donald Trump.

That’s HUGE MOVEMENT!

Please share widely!

Guys don’t want to be controlled either. #MAGAInYourSheets

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Retweet if you want to #SaveTheAcolyte

[rei 🌧️ loves joe locke @reiislocked]

can't stop thinking about how joe's own agent didn't even know that joe could sing because this man never bothered bringing it up and only described his singing ability with "well, I can hold a note" when he literally sings like this...

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

If I send you this it means you sound insane. #Debate2024

[CJ David @cjdavid13]

#CoconutTheVote

[Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal]

WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL???

[CJ David @cjdavid13]

@cbrands what's going on with these bottles? Bought at the same time, both still sealed and inspected and one seems to have less. Safe to drink? #Ruffino

[CJ David @cjdavid13]

@FaustoBustos Nerd 😘

[Joey Nolfi @joeynolfi]

Drag Race sent an Untucked van to collect George Santos

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Ordering a scooped bagel is actually one of the most egregious forms of antisemitism

[Rob @thegallowboob]

only bird people will get this

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Quite possibly the best political ad ever made. And I bet Marge Greene hates this. Makes it even better.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

not sure how/when I became iconic in the atheism community but it’s really been a blessing thank god lol.

[Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems]

Psystuck

[Andiamo @anderscjay]

Extremely relevant

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

it takes a really special kind of homophobic brain rot to see sesame street characters holding hands and immediately think “anal”

[✨Maddy Morphosis✨ @MaddyMorphosis]

Having a “Pride Night” but banning the Sisters, who’ve been actively making REAL change in the queer community since the 70s.

This is what fake corporate advocacy looks like.