CJ Delling

Shares jokes, ideas & stories using words & pictures. German-born and Sydney-dwelling comedy writer and zine maker. Stand up comedian currently on hiatus.

[Elle Cordova @ellerhymes]

Fonts hanging out pt 2

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs

[CJ Delling @CJDelling]

All the time.

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

Anyone ever think about how sad and scared Laika the space dog must have been?

[Spoon & Tamago @Johnny_suputama]

At this point in my life, all I look forward to is the Sumida Aquarium's annual update of their diagram illustrating the complex relationships of their penguins
https://t.co/zHcwXAvBBv

[Dr Ella Hawkins @EllaMcHawk]

Started designing some new business cards. Got distracted by 18th-century trade cards.

Made biscuit (cookie) versions of those instead. 🍪

[Ruby Silvious @RubySilvious]

Autumn Leaf Couture

[KHWAMPA 𖤓 @khwampa]

and here's some high res pictures for those who feel these with their heart ❤️

[KHWAMPA 𖤓 @khwampa]

Some of my recent works I did on MS Paint

[CJ Delling @CJDelling]

@neee_eeed 😃

[Julia Hobsbawm @juliahobsbawm]

Good work from a German ad agency which reads "protect the wildlife before it's too late"

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

girls don't want boys, girls want the 19th century japanese fireman's jacket

[Luci Gosling @lucigosling]

Husband asked 14yo to write down instructions on pet feeding for our son while we’re away. This is what she’s done. Cat & fish instructions to follow (dog is coming with us).

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

With the rising popularity of women’s football I hope it will encourage women to tell men on dates that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t received an injury 😞

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

I need something stronger than sleep but less than a coma.

[Sian Harries @sianharries_]

Super excited to declare I’ve spent the last few weeks holed up writing an article about whether women are funny or not
❤️❤️

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

this is how a suit should fit

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

everyone is trying to come up with a copy of twitter when we actually want a copy of 2007-2012 niche hobby blogs with a Google RSS reader that aggregated them into one feed

[Tim Reid @timreid69]

The photo I'll use to show my Grandkids I did everything I could.