Carli Jean

[Carli Jean @cjean923]

That TD reversal is the most fucked up play I have ever seen

[Carli Jean @cjean923]

@Jackie_0009 I didn’t get the presale code 😭

[Carli Jean @cjean923]

Idk man how does buoyancy work

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I am not meant to work I am meant to buy things at TJ Maxx and read books and pet cats

[Carli Jean @cjean923]

To all bars/restaurants: PLEASE KEEP PUMPKINHEAD ON DRAFT AT LEAST THROUGH NOVEMBER!! No Cold Snap yet plz for the love of god 😭

[Carli Jean @cjean923]

The QB switch for the Pats really changed the trajectory of this game…LFG Zappe

[Carli Jean @cjean923]

@dinaleee Omg I love that story 😭😂

[Carli Jean @cjean923]

@DavidKadlik @Leottte DAVID 😭💀

[Carli Jean @cjean923]

@dinaleee POP OFF QUEEN 🥳💃🏼

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

A first career NFL start & a shutout win at home calls 4️⃣ a giveaway!

RT to enter to win a Bailey Zappe jersey courtesy of @GEICO.

Rules: https://t.co/21V0s3asay

[Carli Jean @cjean923]

TAYLOR!!!! 🥳 #BB24

[Carli Jean @cjean923]

Did anyone else have an early adolescence that was formed in part by Zwinky or was that just me?

[Carli Jean @cjean923]

Nothing like starting my weekend off with CRIPPLING food poisoning 🙃

[Carli Jean @cjean923]

@SilLee96 Wooowwwww hit me with the crop

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me: exciting things are happening!

my anxiety: and for my next trick I will turn exciting things into terrifying things

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

"Sorry can't come out tonight, super busy"

[Carli Jean @cjean923]

Impractical Jokers is my ultimate comfort show. It holds such a special place in my heart. I just sit on my couch and chuckle to myself. Worries melt away.

[Carli Jean @cjean923]

Kyle is the absolute WORST #bb24

[Carli Jean @cjean923]

I am just so shocked and humbled by the kindness of this human I have not spoken to since high school. I am on the verge of tears writing this and I just needed to share that there are still some TRULY amazing people in this crazy world. 💙